I find this kind of weirdly awesome. Just really, how often do you see such obvious taking of the piss, and arguably unintentionally so?
Him opening the batting, scoring runs and then dominating with the ball adds to the brilliance of it all.
He truly is a ****ing idiot.
On the point that you'd have walked off if you were the opposition, I daresay that i'd despite my hatred for his behaviour and him ****ing over our beautiful game, I really would have loved the opportunity to face him and see how he bowls. It'd have been an experience.