Benchmark vs. Jono - fight of the century!

[SirBloody Idiot]

Don't blame your lack of preparation on the bookies. Your fault you refused to lay off the sugary snacks.

 

[Jono]

Gonna be honest, feel like the chick that fell into the water fountain while texting at the mall right now.

 

[benchmark00]

!!!!

Don't make me laugh...

 

[benchmark00]

Had nothing on the re-match of the century:

'benchy' benchmark00 vs. Jono 'The ****'
- From player-controlled event 'CricketWeb Cage Fighting All-Stars 2: The Re-Match' (from the save game 'backup')

>Blurcat Radio is pleased to bring you a special contest; 'benchy' benchmark00 squares off with Jono 'The ****'.
>The CricketWeb Lightweight title is on the line.
>The GAMMA hype machine has got the fans looking forward to an exciting bout.
>We are underway!
>A left jab misses and benchy counters with an enormous right hook, Jono is out before he hits the deck!
>benchmark00 takes the victory by way of Knock Out!
>Official Result: benchmark00 defeats Jono 'The ****' (Knock Out (Punch) in 0:17 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.

I think an important part which people have glossed over is the part in bold. Not a truer word has been spoken.

 

[Spikey]

benchmark00 v Jono. IN IMAGES

(Cont)

 

[Spikey]

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

The match was rated as being Good.

 

[Spikey]

look i don't know what you rate as being good but a tramp fighting a fat ogre figure does it for me

 

[Jono]

Dead set you blokes are the worst.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Here is the video footage.

 

[Spikey]

bit of a dive

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

I'm not gay!