BoyBrumby
Englishman
The two T20s we picked him for back in (IIRC) 2007 were used as a stick to beat him with afterwards, despite it clearly being the format he's least suited to.Or the fact we dropped him for a while shortly after we eventually picked him.
50 for Morgs with a busted bat! Never see a spawnier one, but has given us a needed kick up the scoring rate.