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Daemon

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I'm a bacterium, and quite the ladies' man in the microbe world. :cool:
There are no ladies in the microbe world. So do you have *** with yourself or with another one of the gazillions of you? :ph34r:
 

Hurricane

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I seem to check in on this thread every day hoping for new PEWS jokes, sometimes I have to leave empty handed. Today GIMH has provided my fix.
 

Ausage

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Penis jokes and naked chicks covered only with cricketing equipment. This has turned into my kinda thread. :laugh:
 

vcs

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Penis jokes and naked chicks covered only with cricketing equipment. This has turned into my kinda thread. :laugh:
Wouldn't go out to face fast bowling wearing what she's wearing, personally. Would much prefer an old-fashioned box.
 

Howe_zat

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Wouldn't go out to face fast bowling wearing what she's wearing, personally. Would much prefer an old-fashioned box.
Not sure, I think it's clear how well those knickers are reinforced. Pretty solid for ladies' underwear.
 

MW1304

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So we're already more than halfway through the WC and the first match is yet to be simmed. If it takes this long to do one match then I'm guessing it'll be a good while till we can sim the final.

Will I be alive? Chances appear slim.
 

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