honestbharani
Whatever it takes!!!
A true first grader's attempt at satire..Because everything is dictated by statsguru cricket is game with emotions and different circumstances. Why don't you sim all the real games
/hb standard response
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Cricket Web Forumer World Cup - Information and Discussion
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Teja.
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In another multi-million Rupee coup by the internet tabloid News Of The Cricket Web World, the Bangladeshi singer, who performed at the opening ceremony for the World Cup, has been caught kissing new star opener and wicketkeeper Himannv on camera.
Speculation suggests that the good looking glovesman has been out to compete with his dashing teammate Teja in a competition of who can grab the best looking beauty.
The paper claims that the two were spotted on a short romantic getaway in Sri Lanka which culminated in a 5 minute tryst in a seedy hotel room.
When the star batsman was finally cornered by the excited members of the media, he finally had a few words for the camera. "Just proving a point about fat people to my skipper, Shri" said the sheepish star before racing off to catch yet another flight to Bangladesh.
This is the biggest chance this small nation has of winning the most prestigious of all tournaments. Can the Bangladeshi team survive more scandals as the talented players work their moves both on and off the pitch? Only time will tell.
Himanv for MOTS
Howe_zat
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Flem274*
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Tumbleweed in NZ Camp
Members of the NZ team were nowhere to be found yestersay, and manager Glenn Turner was "extrememly unamused" by the absences.
Druken captain K Phlegm was unavailable for comment, but members of his gorgeous female entourage said JJD Heads was still at their Gentlemens Club, Heath Davis was in the bathroom, Voltman was at the races.
Our reporters later discovered Mike and Hurricane attending to a male prostitute.
When asked if their heart was in it, answers varied from "Bring it ****s" to "What World Cup?". All players were unaminous on their intention to kill the Indians hwoever. Unfortunatrly a good deal of this plan relies on Heath to remove himself from the toilet, as JJD Heads's "bowling" was described as "close to terrible" and "mildly pathetic at best."
Members of the NZ team were nowhere to be found yestersay, and manager Glenn Turner was "extrememly unamused" by the absences.
Druken captain K Phlegm was unavailable for comment, but members of his gorgeous female entourage said JJD Heads was still at their Gentlemens Club, Heath Davis was in the bathroom, Voltman was at the races.
Our reporters later discovered Mike and Hurricane attending to a male prostitute.
When asked if their heart was in it, answers varied from "Bring it ****s" to "What World Cup?". All players were unaminous on their intention to kill the Indians hwoever. Unfortunatrly a good deal of this plan relies on Heath to remove himself from the toilet, as JJD Heads's "bowling" was described as "close to terrible" and "mildly pathetic at best."
Smudge
Hall of Fame Member
Tumbleweed in Flem's Stories
Flem's sense of humour was nowhere to be found yestersay, and noted Flem disciple Shri was "extremely unamused" by the absence..
Flem's quick wit was unavailable for comment, but members of his split personalities said Flem's satire was still at the Gentlemens Club, his storytelling ability was in the bathroom, and his humorous anecdotes from his showjumping days had decided to go to the races.
Our reporters later discovered Flem's self-deprecation attending to a male prostitute.
When asked if their heart was in it, answers varied from "Where's Athlai and his cute ass" to "What sense of humour?". All players were unaminous on their intention to kill the "forum atmosphere" however. Unfortunately, a good deal of this plan relies on Flem getting funny in a hurry. Sources close to Flem indicate that's highly unlikely in the near future.
Turbinator
Cricketer Of The Year
I am starting to believe more and more that PEWS was the one responsible for organizing the CWG last year
Flem274*
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Flem274*
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Prince EWS
Global Moderator
First game will start in the next couple of hours; just fiddling with the simulator so it spits out nicer looking scorecards before we start. Will be Australia v New Zealand first I suppose due to what time it is now.
cnerd123
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***** aims for WC Glory
Bangladeshi allrounder ***** Doom has come out stating he expects nothing less than a WC Victory for his side in the coming CW World Cup.
"The standard of cricket here doesn't seem that high, should be a walk in the park."
***** believes his years of experience in the PlanetCricket domestic competitions, as well as the PCPL, set him up well for his first taste of CW Cricket.
"I'm a friggin legend for crying out loud. Lead the Downright Donkeys through there most (financially) successful phase of all time. Captained Manchester Divided to 2 PCPL victories in 3 seasons, represented the PlanetCricket XI in intra-forum competitions and have basically dismissed every half decent batsman there is, and have hit pretty much every bowler for a six"
When asked if he believed he could replicate his success here in CW for Bangladesh, especially since making the shift from bowling right arm medium pacers to finger spin, ***** was confident he'd have no trouble.
"Trust me, I've seen these guys play, they're ****. I'd beat them blindfolded."
"We're winning this WC. Whenever it starts."
When asked if he expects the rumours and allegations of his shady dealings with bookies and under-the-table transactions from his career in PC would follow him over here in CW, ***** simply replied with 'No Comment' before leaving to attend to a quick cell phone call, ******ed by his security team to his stretch limo.
- Reuters.