Ian Pont - I've coached Turbs out of the public eye, so you know the hype is all truth!
Shri hits back at Turbinator.Breaking News
Ace fast bowler and spearhead for the Indian attack, Turbinator, has been involved in an injury scare. However, team management says he is alright and recovering well in time for the WC.
Much talk has been surrounding Turbinator over the past few weeks. He has been touted as India's first genuine fast bowler, and arguably the best fast bowler the world has ever seen. It is expected for the young pace prospect to clock it at 170 KPH in the upcoming WC.
This is what experts around the cricketing world had to say about the "once in a lifetime" bowler -
Ravi Shastri - All of India is very proud of him. Gone are the days when every kid in India used to say "Daddy, daddy, I want to be like Sachin." Instead, now every kid says, "Daddy, daddy, I want to be like Turbinator." And the dad would laugh, and reply, "No son, there can only be one Turbinator."
Shahid Afridi - Pakistan has produced many fast bowlers, but none like Turbinator
Daemon - I truly enjoy bowling in tandem with him, he's always backing me up, I've learnt a lot from him.
HB - He makes me look good, a captain's delight.
GingerFurball - I wish he was Scottish
New Zealand Team News
Flem274 has been accused of a lewd incident on a flight from Auckland to Dubai.
"It was just a kiss on the cheek" insisted Flem.
Team management are satisfied that Flem is telling the truth because they had him put his statement in writing. He will not be sent home at this stage.
The complainant claimed that Flem and a female companion went into a cubicle in the first class cabin for some time. Flem twittered upon his touch down in Dubai that he was looking forward to the world cup. "Bring it on baby" he wrote to his 3 followers.
You've got it all wrong. It was three female companions and one twitter follower.New Zealand Team News
Flem274 has been accused of a lewd incident on a flight from Auckland to Dubai.
"It was just a kiss on the cheek" insisted Flem.
Team management are satisfied that Flem is telling the truth because they had him put his statement in writing. He will not be sent home at this stage.
The complainant claimed that Flem and a female companion went into a cubicle in the first class cabin for some time. Flem twittered upon his touch down in Dubai that he was looking forward to the world cup. "Bring it on baby" he wrote to his 3 followers.
I think I picked West Indies and South Africa as second choices.Who was your second team, Sam?
Right now it looks like India, Australia, England and New Zealand are the teams that will definately have forumers (having complete or near-complete teams), while South Africa, West Indies, Kenya, Canada and Zimbabwe won't (having no signings).
Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Netherlands and Ireland have between one and three forumers signed up.
If we aim for full XIs of forumers, we will likely have five teams, but if we play in sixes and sevens, (i.e. four or five filler players per team) we could have forumers in the nine teams that have sign-ups.
should not attack minors, tbh..We could always break Teja's legs.
Did he call you a girl and then copy all your opinions?I had a meeting today with a bloke called Teja
Did he call you a girl and then copy all your opinions?
yeah, def. need one more seamer there, England.. But we are not loaning you the Turbinator..England XI so far:
1. Marc71178 (Strauss)
2. Neil Pickup (Prior)
3. cpr (Davies)
4. Eds (Pietersen)
5. TombolaG (Bell)
6. GIMH (Collingwood)
7. Flyonthewall (Rashid)
8. BoyBrumby (Bresnan)
9. GingerFurball (Yardy)
10. Marcuss (Swann)
11. Howe_zat (Finn)
Not a bad side. Could do with another quick bowler if we're nitpicking.
(Yeah, I know Colly and KP aren't wrist spinners)