"Under The Lid" Thread

[Smudge]

And I'm not a Daily Mail ****tard.

Appearances are deceiving, then.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!

It is a bit like the Sunday version having Piers Morgan doing a sport column.

Good to wipe your arse on if you run out of loo roll but not worth reading.

 

[Howe_zat]

"chk chk boom!!"

Indeed.

Appearances are deceiving, then.

You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.

 

[Burgey]

Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!

It's spelt Corrin actually

 

[GotSpin]

I thought of Corrin last night when I went to the barmy army pub. Bad decision despite the reduced pint price. They did have some funny songs though. Johnson really cops it

 

[PhoenixFire]

God the English media are the worst in the world. Perhaps alongside the Indian media.

Wacs

It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.

 

[Furball]

It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.

The way they systematically try to destroy the football team before every single World Cup is particularly amusing.

 

[Redbacks]

Something along the lines of:

He bowls to the left..., he bowls to the right..., Mitchell Johnson, is bowling ****e.

 

[zaremba]

Let' see what Australia has, that the UK dosen't.
Blue skies, good climate.
10% GST (VAT)
Property market thriving (houses are actually selling)
5% plus for savings accounts.
High standard of living.
No heating bills.
No TV licence.
Cheaper fuel.
Better hospitals and medical.
Vibriant growing economy.
Low unemployment.

Need I go on?

Two things you've failed to mention:
No Daily Mail
No Giles **** Coren

On the other hand you do have Mark Nicholas and Peter Roebuck. And so, on balance, England wins

 

[GIMH]

You can also add:

Uninhabitable land
Poisonous spiders
Regular droughts
Queensland
Craig

And then all of a sudden who wins?

 

[Craig]

You know I was planning on going to England next year, and I was going to pass up the chance to watch a Premiership match, and infact go to a Tranmere game instead, WAC.

 

[Craig]

The fact that Sydney has both Joni and Benchy makes me glad to live in Queensland.

 

[stephen]

You can also add:

Uninhabitable land
Poisonous spiders
Regular droughts
Queensland
Craig

And then all of a sudden who wins?

The first three are great because they help keep soft ***** Englishman away.

The forth is the greatest place to live in the world.

And Craig is better than a thousand pommie gits.

 

[benchmark00]

lol Queensland lol.

 

[benchmark00]

lol Craigos lol.

 

[Burgey]

The forth is the greatest place to live in the world.

And Craig is better than a thousand pommie gits.

Been in the sun too long mate?

 

[stephen]

Been in the sun too long mate?

TBH I have no idea who Craig is, but given Corrin's hatred of him I assumed him to be a good bloke.

 

[Burgey]

TBH I have no idea who Craig is, but given Corrin's hatred of him I assumed him to be a good bloke.

Perfectly reasonable I think.

 

[benchmark00]

Yeah, who the **** is Craig?

Must be a **** ****.

 

[Craig]

Yeah, who the **** is Craig?

Must be a **** ****.

Some **** with more then 33,000 worthless, pointless, and highly irrelevant posts. He should be banned for life.