I have a really radical idea for India's batting lineup. I know it may be a little out there but hear me out.
Firstly, Sehwag and Gamhir open the batting. I know it's a philosophy that the likes of Australia, New Zealand, Bangladesh and Pakistan don't subscribe to so I may be scoffed at, but I have this theory that picking the best two opening batsman in the country to open the batting could be a secret weapon. It's a gamble, but a gamble I'd be willing to take in these desperate times.
Dravid bats three. While the number three position is usually reserved for underperfoming young batsmen who average under 27 domestically like Martin Guptill, I think India can afford to go with the potentially outrageous option of picking an experienced Test batsman with 12,000 Test runs at an average of over 50 and an excellent technique adaptable to all conditions. Who knows - maybe the ability to score top order runs on lively wickets will actually be useful while trying to score top order runs on lively wickets.
In my most controversial suggestion of the lot, I'm going to put forward the unprecedented idea of Tendulkar batting four. While no batsman has ever gone out to bat at number four at any level of cricket having scored more than 14530 Test runs, I think the old chap might just be good enough to do it.
Laxman bats five. He's terrible under pressure, hopelessly out of form and has the worst record in South Africa of all the Indian batsmen but number five's a completely inconsequential position that couldn't possibly ever be the difference between India winning or losing a Test, so I think they can hide him there.
Traditionally the number six spot would be filled by a one day specialist hack cricketer who wasn't up to Test cricket mentally or technically, but I think the element of surprise could work for India here as that's the exact sort of player South Africa will be expecting them to pick. Instead I'm going to give a gun young batsman with a good technique and a stupidly good First Class record (Pujara) an actual run in the side of more than one game. They definitely won't see that coming.
On top of all the problems I admitted this lineup had earlier in my post, I also have concerns over the fact that it's the exact same team that would've played the second Test if Gambhir was fit. Who in their right mind actually makes a forum post advocating no changes to a batting lineup? It's almost enough to make me scrap the whole idea and go with a top six of; Tendulkar, Raina, Laxman, Pujara, Dhoni, Sehwag.