Swann in drink drive arrest

[GIMH]

Fairly sure I don't own one tbh

 

[four_or_six]

Fairly sure I don't own one tbh

You're not being serious?

 

[GIMH]

There's probably some somewhere....but in an emergency I'd probably run over the shop

 

[Shoggz]

Unlike Swanny, who ran over the cop!

 

[four_or_six]

There's probably some somewhere....but in an emergency I'd probably run over the shop

Okay... I can't think of a response to that that doesn't involve inuendo and screwing things, so I will stop.

 

[slowfinger]

Unlike Swanny, who ran over the cop!

 

[sledger]

Don't think I own a screwdriver either actually, unless one of those novelty sets you get in christmas crackers are still lying around.

 

[Shri]

I for one own a huge-ish spanner and a couple of big bolts. Never know when they might come in handy. Keep 'em with me at all times...

 

[nightprowler10]

Feeling a bit lonely with my five drawer toolbox.

 

[slowfinger]

3 set is enough I feel tbh.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Haha, all you boasters. I know all you guys do is close the curtains and use your tools with your hands.

 

[slowfinger]

Haha, all you boasters. I know all you guys do is close the curtains and use your tools with your hands.

You're a tool, tbh

 

[G.I.Joe]

I feel used

 

[Shri]

Watch what you say Joe, seriously considering introducing my spanner to your face.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Don't get ahead of yourself, Shri. Much like you, I too prefer only seedless juice

 

[BoyBrumby]

Love the fact one of the arresting officers was a PC Voce. Solid Notts name, that.

 

[fredfertang]

England cricketer Graeme Swann makes drink-drive claim to court | Mail Online

So its a technical defence he's running and nowt to do with duress of circumstances and the neurotic moggy - wish someone would tell me which defence it is - these days its actually quite tricky for the constabulary to **** these things up

 

[four_or_six]

England cricketer Graeme Swann makes drink-drive claim to court | Mail Online

So its a technical defence he's running and nowt to do with duress of circumstances and the neurotic moggy - wish someone would tell me which defence it is - these days its actually quite tricky for the constabulary to **** these things up

Nah, he'll have one of these massively expensive lawyers that finds a technicality so that he doesn't end up with a driving ban. Flintoff did the same a couple of years ago iirc when he was way over the speed limit and the police sent some paperwork through a day late. Something like that anyway.

 

[fredfertang]

The "popular" technical defence for borderline cases is that the police don't properly explain the statutory option for those who blow under 50 to have blood or urine substituted - always worth taking up because it usually takes ages for the FME to turn up - anyway it can't be that as Swann clearly had that option given to him as he took it up - Thinking about it I suspect they may be challenging the analyst's evidence - difficult to envisage what other witnesses might be involved - Swann would have been given his own part of the sample which he no doubt had analysed independently

 

[nick-o]

Personally, when I've had too much to drink and want a screwdriver, I go to a ****tail bar, not Asda.

[gets coat, etc.]