**** off
Take your wags and stick them where the sun don’t shine, **** off orange boots and back the beard, Stick your braids, Mohawks and eye brow tramlines up your arse.
**** off Cappello you imported idiot, **** off 442, **** off Gerrard on the left, **** off keeping your most creative player on the bench, **** off Emile Hesky’s first touch, **** off Beckham in a suit.
**** off Garth crooks
**** off playing well for your club and then deciding to be a mong when you pull on the three lions, **** off shooting from didstance, **** off rooney, **** off red mist, and all the other **** the sulky bastard thrives on, **** off not closing down, **** off training camps, **** off Southgate and Pearce. **** off players who struggle to make the bench for their club starting for the national side.
**** off having failures as pundits
**** off Eileen Drury
**** off not realising how lucky you are, **** off being a prick, **** off James Corden, get your own mates, not ones you met through Sports relief, **** off Sports relief, **** off baddiel and skinner, **** off to my parents for not having me sooner, **** off pickles the dog,
**** off Leighton Baines, and his nose.
**** off women pretending to care, **** off car flags, **** off highlights shows.
**** off Stuart ‘Hardman’ Pearce being **** scared of his boss, **** off swapping shirts, **** off playing hard done by because you got booed, **** off 2018, **** off wheeling out hurst,
**** off and leave me alone.