Stop talking to me please. I have no interest in what you have to say.
Staged debates often start with a completely indefensible statement (e.g. this house would legalise cannibalism) and one speaker is assigned the job of having to defend it. The point isn't that they'll end up magically convincing us all that cannibalism is a good idea, but that over the course of a debate they bring up interesting questions, theories and ideas for people to think about.
That's how I feel about a lot of Rich's ideas. That Hussain>Hayden is agreed by 99.9% of people (Hussain included, probably) to be hilariously daft, but in defending the viewpoint he's brought up a lot of interesting questions- about changes in conditions, changes in the quality of bowlers- and as a result we've had some fantastic posts like
PEWS on comparing batsmen across eras. The best arguments are usually those that occur on a whim rather than those that are staged and predetermined. It's why I'm not in favour of removing or deleting off-topic posts when a thread is derailed (ha, I'm getting topical now). Crazy but well-thought-out ideas are interesting ideas, and they result in good debate. The only thing I find frustrating about debating them with Rich is his inflexibility. Some people see virtue in sticking to an ideal when the entire world is telling you you're an idiot and explaining why in excruciating detail. I don't.
On Tendulkar, look, I just find the constant love-ins boring. I don't especially like love-ins of any non-Mishy cricketers, Tendulkar just happens to be by far the most fawned-over cricketer in the world. He's the cricketing equivalent of Edward from Twilight. It takes all the joy out of watching Tendulkar bat when commentators insist that his thick edge for four was wonderfully placed or his nudge off the hips to fine leg for one was a thing of unnatural beauty. I'm not attacking anyone, so you can all just ignore me when I have the occasional rant on the subject
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