*Official* English Football Season 2009-2010

[Uppercut]

Anyone know how to cancel an ebay bid? I made an offer for a Mickey Mouse outfit & now I'm 6 mins away from owning Liverpool FC!

!

 

[Johnners]

Why oh why do you start a must-win match, with two fullbacks playing in the midfield

Aquilani & Rodriguez sitting on the bench makes absolutely no sense, who is going to create anything? Lucas?

 

[Scaly piscine]

Sorensen successfully jinxed then.

Stoke dropping 3 points here.

 

[NUFAN]

LOL at Liverpool. Stoke fully deserved the equaliser.

 

[Scaly piscine]

LOL at Liverpool. Stoke fully deserved the equaliser.

Heh yea everyone's favourite comedy team at the moment.

*prepares to fire up Liverpool forum*

 

[Scaly piscine]

Rafa take these useless foreign journeymen like Dirk "misses the cow's arse with a banjo" Kuyt with you when you piss off.

 

[Jarquis]

Kuyt's the least of their problems.

 

[Nate]

That hurt so badly, have to say.

We were home.

EDIT: Ridiculously close to jumping on the getting rid of Rafa bandwagon now.

 

[Ikki]

Get ****ed.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Kuyt's the least of their problems.

Yep. I would list them thus:

Rafa's inability to recognise talent
Rafa's gormless transfer market record
Rafa's tactical ability
Rafa's hysterical media work
Rafa's twattish facial hair
Liverpool FC's inability to recognise just how ****e Rafa is
Endless squad nonentities elevated to first XI players
The multi-layered barrier of hype from guys like Carragher and Gerrard preventing reality to pervade Anfield
The multi-layered barrier of garbage creating endless excuses regarding the owners as to why one of the biggest net-spenders in the Premiership has completely butchered Liverpool's squad
Dirk Kuyt's inability to hit a cow's arse with a banjo from 2 feet

 

[Ikki]

Scaly, have you ever thought of killing yourself? Can you put us all out of our misery? You're depressing and, worse, full of ****.

 

[Eds]

That hurt so badly, have to say.

We were home.

EDIT: Ridiculously close to jumping on the getting rid of Rafa bandwagon now.

I have to say. I'm considering the same thing.

 

[duffer]

Watched the Liverpool game at the local. Was hilariously good especially the second half.

For all the talk of bad luck, when you only have 1 shot on target all game and that comes from a keeping error then it's an assertion that's shaky at best. The Stoke goal was just funny seeing all the Liverpool players migrate towards the ball while leaving their men unattended to. Fair play to their fans too, the "Sacked in the morning" chants after the equaliser drowned out the entire bar. On the flipside the Greek had his best game for them and Reina was excellent in dealing with the awkward crosses and throws Stoke threw at him.

So 22 games, 6 wins and 10 defeats is obviously the owner's fault and the player's fault instead of Rafa's. Let's not mention that Benitez happened to buy almost all of the current shower they have there. It was obviously forced on him.

Scaly I'll save you the trouble of reading the Liverpool forums. It'll all be Lee Mason's fault according I imagine.

 

[duffer]

Also, on Aussie TV Bosnich ripped the **** out of Thomas Sorensen. "The way he talks he believes himself to be some sort of new Schmiechel. He isn't anything near that, has so many flaws in his game." Two ex-Villa keepers, maybe there's a back story between them there?

 

[BoyBrumby]

Also, on Aussie TV Bosnich ripped the **** out of Thomas Sorensen. "The way he talks he believes himself to be some sort of new Schmiechel. He isn't anything near that, has so many flaws in his game." Two ex-Villa keepers, maybe there's a back story between them there?

I dunno, but Dion Dublin laid into him on Sky up here too. Gist was Sorensen swallowed it, which is unforgiveable for a keeper.

 

[Ikki]

RIGHT...it's Benitez's fault everybody is injured. It's Benitez's fault that we didn't play like Brazil 1970 with the fill-ins. It's Benitez's fault that with Mason we've had 3 red cards (ridiculous ones) in our last 3 games with him. It's Benitez's fault that we've conceded so many last minute goals. It's Benitez's fault...we get it...FFS...we get it.

 

[duffer]

I dunno, but Dion Dublin laid into him on Sky up here too. Gist was Sorensen swallowed it, which is unforgiveable for a keeper.

Yeah Bozza also slipped in "Got the heart of a pea, looked away when it came to him."

Ouch.

 

[sledger]

Scaly, have you ever thought of killing yourself? Can you put us all out of our misery? You're depressing and, worse, full of ****.

Oh the irony

 

[duffer]

Heh, he's obviously a bit emotional right now. I'll give him a pass.

 

[Jarquis]

duffer you seem to be forgetting the global conspiracy against Liverpool. It's not Benitez's fault they're being cheated every single week.

Chelsea starting slowly against Sunderland it seems.