Golf

[Burgey]

This thread makes me feel sick, you could say I've gone green

That's a bit rough mate.

 

[GIMH]

Speak to me like that and I'll flip you the birdie

 

[cpr]

These jokes are giving me wood.

 

[Burgey]

Speak to me like that and I'll flip you the birdie

Don't play the bogey-man role, doesn't suit you mate

 

[NZTailender]

Don't play the bogey-man role, doesn't suit you mate

I'm confident he can iron out any problems to play that role.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Putter.

 

[NZTailender]

You have selected POWER-DRIVE

 

[Matteh]

Ball is in parking lot

 

[sledger]

Do you want to play again?

 

[NZTailender]

You have selected "no".

 

[Richard]

Be playin' or don't be playin'?

 

[GIMH]

79,993 posts and counting IMO

 

[Richard]

Looks like there is a possibility of me doing the unthinkable and hitting one of life's major landmarks when drunk. And I swore when I lost my virginity sober I'd never, ever do that.

Don't let me post outside this forum for the rest of tonight.

PS, 26,994 yourself.

 

[Jarquis]

Looks like there is a possibility of me doing the unthinkable and hitting one of life's major landmarks when drunk. And I swore when I lost my virginity sober I'd never, ever do that.

Don't let me post outside this forum for the rest of tonight.

PS, 26,994 yourself.

You just lost 5 somehow.

 

[Jarquis]

You just lost 5 somehow.

And have since gained 14.... WTF? Reason being...?

 

[Richard]

Ooo naaas? I'll meebe realise when I wake-up like, but probably not.

 

[GIMH]

Fook naaas. I'll meebe realise when I wake-up like, but probably not.

sooooooo digging this next time you tell someone off for avoiding the filter

 

[Richard]

Aye, not the best of form, at least it was only in TF.

And BTW I don't tell people off for filter-avoidance - not my place to do that. I merely say that a mod will do so, because it isn't accepted practice.