A bowler from Colts came a pacing,
trying to stop the black bat facing.
He stepped over the mark,
got hit outta the park.
And got another 300 run pasting.
Then the Green machine,
did the most obscene.
Brang up an old son's,
two hundred and fifty one.
Which should be mentioned only in the latrine.
The Blue captain is falling,
under pressure from the calling.
Would find hope from afar,
with his legs left ajar.
But causes our skin to be crawling.
Red's left with the rest,
and unlikely to test.
Did make the final before,
was sent walking home sore.
And fell by far to the best.