**Official** Pakistan in New Zealand (3 tests)

[Flem274*]

Hit by 130

Tuffey.

Someone tell Doull O'Brien has always bowled 140.

 

[straw man]

I am not sure I want to watch this match anymore. This is going to be a humiliating defeat.

NZ haven't batted yet

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I laughed at your bad bad pun

Did you make the mandatory "ba-doom-boom tish" sound afterwards too?

 

[TT Boy]

Imran Farhat is playing the worst test innings I've ever seen. I can't believe he is still there.

 

[Flem274*]

NZ haven't batted yet

We must be the only top eight team that can't be confident of a test win from this position.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Imran Asshat.

 

[straw man]

Did you make the mandatory "ba-doom-boom tish" sound afterwards too?

No, but I felt ashamed of myself

 

[Flem274*]

FFS one of you get out to O'Brien, or to Tuffey and give O'Brien a tailender to bowl at.

 

[Faisal1985]

what a sorry piece of batting by Pakistan.....needless absolutely needless shots......you don't bat like that in test cricket.......

but again O'Brien is on song........what a bowler this guy is......don't know why he is leaving.....

Need a big innings from these 2 Farhat and Kamran...but doubt they will hang around for a bit.....

 

[Flem274*]

O'Brien-proof the previously considered domestic bully can kick ass.

Kamran not stuffing around.

 

[TT Boy]

And people on here think Pakistan have a chance in Australia.

 

[Smudge]

Who was the numpty presentation director at Sky who decided to roll in that Sky Sports menu board as Tuffey was running in to bowl? And why the hell didn't they crash out of it?

 

[straw man]

what a sorry piece of batting by Pakistan.....needless absolutely needless shots......you don't bat like that in test cricket.......

Yousuf to come out after the game and say they were just throwing away their wickets to spite him?

 

[Flem274*]

Not the session I expected.

 

[Faisal1985]

Yousuf to come out after the game and say they were just throwing away their wickets to spite him?

Yes Yousuf including............

I am not watching the game, just reading commentary.....is the pitch that quick for bowlers??? or Pak batting is just horrible to the fullest...

 

[NZ Guy]

I dont want to go to work

 

[Zinzan]

I dont want to go to work

Shouldn't rub it in but glad I took this arvo off

 

[Faisal1985]

I dont want to go to work

then call in sick and go to the ground......... their is a big rescue innings Kamran is about to play today, you don't want to miss that ......

 

[Somerset]

The first and last wicket of the day falls...

Good call mate.

Thats a sensational session for New Zealand, led by O'Brien - does he really have to retire? Bowling in the mid-140s is a highly impressive effort. Could've taken a fifth too, with Kamran and Imran Farhat playing so ridiculously freely. Nice start from Southee too earlier in the session and he deserved his wicket of Salman.

I think the Sky commentators raised a fair point that this Napier pitch, with more bounce and carry than those used for the first and second tests in Dunedin and Wellington, will somewhat replicate the pitch conditions they should expect for their upcoming Australian tour, so to see how woeful their batsmen played this morning is a major concern.

 

[Somerset]

Who was the numpty presentation director at Sky who decided to roll in that Sky Sports menu board as Tuffey was running in to bowl? And why the hell didn't they crash out of it?

Work experience team pushing the buttons today.