**Official** Pakistan in New Zealand (3 tests)

[Fusion]

Asif on a hat-trick!

 

[straw man]

I'm not going to post for a few minutes because I'll just lauch into a character assassination of that..of Daniel Flynn.

I'll be back after a couple of boundaries.

Maybe a couple of wickets instead?

 

[Flem274*]

Maybe a couple of wickets instead?

I wouldnt have even minded streaky boundaries.

Carn Elliott, you're better than an average of ten. Raise it to thirthy or something with a century.

 

[Bahnz]

McCullum really is crap at test cricket. What a **** awful shot to play first ball.

 

[Flem274*]

That Vettori drive makes batting look easy.

Put him up the order. Number five I reckon

Averages 43 as skipper. Champion, along with that Elliott shot. He's improved from that Aussie test.

 

[straw man]

McCullum really is crap at test cricket. What a **** awful shot to play first ball.

Just when he looked like he might be turning a corner with that excellent innings in the first innings of the first test - instead has followed it up with two ducks.

 

[Flem274*]

oh no

 

[Flem274*]

slog time

 

[Zinzan]

McCullum really is crap at test cricket. What a **** awful shot to play first ball.

It was a rubbish shot, but that doesn't suddenly make him a "crap test player" , just makes it a babyish comment on your part tbh. A test keeper who averages early 30s is about par.

Poor play Bahnz, 3 words...toys, throw, cot

 

[SilentOne]

embarrassing and disgraceful tbh.

 

[Prince EWS]

Carn Elliott, you're better than an average of ten. Raise it to thirthy or something with a century.

 

[_Ed_]

Asking a bit of Tuffey here in his first Test bat in half a decade.

 

[Bahnz]

Just when he looked like he might be turning a corner with that excellent innings in the first innings of the first test - instead has followed it up with two ducks.

Stop waiting for it, it'll never happen. He's 28 now, if he was ever going to learn to play properly, he would've done so years ago.

 

[Prince EWS]

New Zealand's best two batsmen at the crease now - Vettori and Tuffey. Tuffey.

Tuffey.

 

[Zinzan]

Have only been watching for 20 mins or so & must say Pakistan have bowled beautifully despite NZ's poor batting.

Fair play to Pakistan

Can NZ get to 140-150 from here?

 

[Flem274*]

Stop waiting for it, it'll never happen. He's 28 now, if he was ever going to learn to play properly, he would've done so years ago.

rayofsunshine.jpg

 

[_Ed_]

If someone stays with him, Vettori can get 140-150 himself, tbh.

Or not.

 

[Flem274*]

Every single domestic batsman's eyes lit up watching this.

 

[Days of Grace]

New Zealand can go and **** right off

Useless ****ing ****s. How many ****ing times you ****ing **** ***** ****ing stupid ****ing ****s?

**** off.

How many times, eh? Hmmm, let me guess, ****, bowl the opposition out for 250-300, totally **** up the first innings and **** yourselves, get ****ed for 150 or less. Poor ****ing bowlers have to bowl again, they are tired, the opposition have their tails up and score 400. 500 to win the match.

Count how many times this has happened in the last three years?

**** you New Zealand. I am glad a man of Shane Bond's class is not at the ground to witness this.

 

[Prince EWS]

If someone stays with him

Tuffeh!