*Official* Fifth Test at The Oval

[Pizzorno]

Could this be an Everton fan speaking? You will be relieved to hear that the worst possible result our national cricket team can register in these Ashes is 2-1

That blow was so low half of Australia felt it.

 

[zaremba]

That blow was so low half of Australia felt it.

Yeah sorry about that mate

 

[GIMH]

Matt Prior has been batting well at SIX in this series hasn't he z?

Sorry Pizzorno. But you told everyone about me feeling you up because I thought you were Jimmeh, you promised it would forever remain a secret

 

[zaremba]

Matt Prior has been batting well at SIX in this series hasn't he z?

Sorry Pizzorno. But you told everyone about me feeling you up because I thought you were Jimmeh, you promised it would forever remain a secret

You got it in ONE.

 

[Pizzorno]

It's pretty embarassing to think that Arsenal scored more at Goodison than Ravi and Bell managed to score collecitvely at Headingley though.

 

[GIMH]

Sometimes footy commentators say "they ran up a cricket score." In this case, they did even better!

 

[Pizzorno]

Lmao. If I hear any of the sky commentators referencing our result on Thursday I am cancelling my subscription!

On another not, Thursday has the potential to be an absolutely rotten day for me. It's results day, Everton are playing in the Mickey Mouse Uefa Europy Championo Wannabe Leaguio thingy and the crims could very well have the Ashes wrappd up by 7pm.

But on the other hand, regardless of what happens it's party hardy in Liverpool on the night so wooo.

 

[GIMH]

A Level results?

 

[zaremba]

If so, best of luck mate

 

[Pizzorno]

Yep, A levels. Dreading it tbh. I think i've done well enough to get on to my course at Leeds Uni but the pessimism is understandably high when within a week my two teams have been on the end of absolute mullerings.

 

[GIMH]

Leeds eh? Always good to see students going abroad to study.

What you hoping to study@?

 

[zaremba]

Yep, A levels. Dreading it tbh. I think i've done well enough to get on to my course at Leeds Uni but the pessimism is understandably high when within a week my two teams have been on the end of absolute mullerings.

best new poster since me, and this sort of thing is why

 

[Pizzorno]

Surprisingly enough, Sports Journalism. There's not very many uni's that offer the course and Leeds was the best option. Sod going to Brighton!

 

[GIMH]

Good luck, I hope 2/3 things go well for you on Thursday

 

[zaremba]

Surprisingly enough, Sports Journalism. There's not very many uni's that offer the course and Leeds was the best option. Sod going to Brighton!

Pchah. Not sure what you think's wrong with Brighton. Scatch that previous flattering post, there's simply no best new poster since me

 

[Pizzorno]

Well the major gripe I have with Brighton is that they have this strange glowing yellowish orange thing in the sky. Plus, it's full of southerners.

GIMH, I can't believe you want England to lose.

 

[zaremba]

Well the major gripe I have with Brighton is that they have this strange glowing yellowish orange thing in the sky.

And that glow could be all over your face as you visit 2 out of 3 pubs in the Kemp Town district...

 

[Pizzorno]

Well there's no danger of that because I won't be going.

Btw, I always pictured you as a midlander for some reason.

 

[zaremba]

Spot on as it happens. Mid-Sussex, born and bred.

 

[Matt79]

best new poster since me, and this sort of thing is why

Yeah, Pizzorno the CW find of these Ashes to date. No way to comment on
something like this without sounding patronizing.