Flintoff is Hercules.. a God

[Pigeon]

I know this might be a bit jarring for some. But I dont really care.

12 overs on the trot, a man who's retiring from test cricket because his body is refusing to take the punches anymore. But somehow, surprising everyone, perhaps including himself, this guy has claimed a fifer on a flatbed when other bowlers are struggling to even contain the Aussie batsmen.

Moreover who writes his script? His last appearance at the Lords and he's done a fifer. A matchwinning (potentially) at that!

Let's celebrate this hero, whose deeds transcend the silly world of statsgurus.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Only took 3 actual wickets tbf

 

[Hoggy31]

Not fit to stud Andy McDonald's boots.

 

[Daryl Harper]

12 overs on the trot, a man who's retiring from test cricket because his body is refusing to take the punches anymore. .

You actually believe that?

He's just getting out now to chase the easy money thats guaranteed to be thrown a him in the likes of the IPL.

 

[GIMH]

Freddie

 

[Matt79]

Yeah, fair play to the big dumb drunk from Yorkshire

 

[Mister Wright]

Let's all hope after retirement he plays for Queensland as a full time squad member.

 

[pietersenrocks]

Not fit to stud Andy McDonald's boots.

Don't think anybody in the English side would have ever liked to fit Andy McDonald's boots.

 

[GIMH]

Yeah, fair play to the big dumb drunk from Yorkshire

 

[zaremba]

Let's all hope after retirement he plays for Queensland as a full time squad member.

And gets sacked for fighting on a plane?

 

[Matt79]

^^ Knew I'd get a bite with that.

Same ****, different village ten kilometres down the road in that ridiculous postage stamp you call a country. I've pissed further than the distance between Lancs and Yorkshire. Either way its all big dumb Northerners with congenital speech defects, inbred ancestors and dubious personal hygiene.

 

[GIMH]

post reported, wac

 

[Matt79]

We can still be friends "with privileges" can't we?

 

[zaremba]

I've pissed further than the distance between Lancs and Yorkshire - you're all Pommie scum

An much-needed self-help approach to irrigation Down Under? If you manage to pass enough liquid you might be able to raise a couple of dozen cacti. Squeeze the piss-flavoured juice out of the cactus, and bingo - genuine local beer.

 

[zaremba]

post reported, wac

Don't know what for, a pretty accurate description of the wild northern tribes if you ask me

 

[GIMH]

get ****ed you southern fairy

 

[Pigeon]

Wow, partied hard. Wonderful victory tp chreish indeed. Fred. He is god. Really I mean. Ya Aussies stand no chance against this maaan. Go get your voodoo dolls ye crims.

 

[wpdavid]

And gets sacked for fighting on a plane?

obscure Beefy reference of the day.

 

[four_or_six]

Let's all hope after retirement he plays for Queensland as a full time squad member.

Nah, he's given up FC cricket. Would be an interesting Queensland T20 team with Symonds and Flintoff though.

 

[steds]

post reported, wac

Actually have reported it incase Corrin was joking.