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NZTailender
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
"An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight as alleged "good guy" Homer Simpson absconded with several children in a stolen paddy-wagon. Now let's go to Arnie Pie in the Sky."
"I can see them right below me! I'm going to try to nail the driver with one of my shoes!"
"Arnie, please, leave this to the police."
"I'm sick of being a reporter. I want to make the news!"
"Arnie, this is not the time."
"You're not the time, Kent! YOU'RE not the time!"
"He's jumping out of the car Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence! Now he's realising he's too fat! He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth! He's climbing into a pipe and he seems to be stuck! His legs are dangling in a comical fashion! It's the saddest thing I've ever seen!"
"Arnie how are the children?!"
"I can't see through metal KENT!"
"I can see them right below me! I'm going to try to nail the driver with one of my shoes!"
"Arnie, please, leave this to the police."
"I'm sick of being a reporter. I want to make the news!"
"Arnie, this is not the time."
"You're not the time, Kent! YOU'RE not the time!"
"He's jumping out of the car Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence! Now he's realising he's too fat! He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth! He's climbing into a pipe and he seems to be stuck! His legs are dangling in a comical fashion! It's the saddest thing I've ever seen!"
"Arnie how are the children?!"
"I can't see through metal KENT!"
Precambrian
Banned
Such a pity to see a gun poster before his ban gone Simpson mental and restricted to posting in such a useless thread.
NZTailender
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Such a pity to see a terrible poster before his ban gone even more ******** and restricted to posting in every single thread thus rendering them useless.
Precambrian
Banned
Crap Now that you've resorted to borrowing other's lines. Really sad.
superkingdave
Hall of Fame Member
Ohhhhhhhh, time to reinject some class into the thread
Hoggy31
International Captain
www.cricketweb.net/forum/icc-champions-trophy-2004/9712-england-vs-srilanka-5.html
linking you to a better place
linking you to a better place
Hoggy31
International Captain
http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/rugby-union-world-cup-2003/5041-games-you-going-2.html
Page 1 or 2? it's a toss-up really.
Page 1 or 2? it's a toss-up really.
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
There's only one page tbbh.
Matteh
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
What's with the 'beard'?Ohhhhhhhh, time to reinject some class into the thread
cpr
International Coach
Its a short one, and Geg hooks it over the roof and out of the ground, amazing piece of batting.
superkingdave
Hall of Fame Member
If you look close it perfectly matches a bare patch in his hair. Stylish man is Dave
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat
duffer
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
A stoner Test cricketer. I think I love him.Ohhhhhhhh, time to reinject some class into the thread
Hoggy31
International Captain
*West Indian
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
The game is starting everyone is here. I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.
Precambrian
Banned
Precambrian
Banned
Om Hrim Kuttichatha!