Two engineers are on there way back from a conference when their car crashes at a high speed and they are both killed. They get to the gates of heaven, but are turned away, and sent to hell.
They get to hell and are welcomed with open arms. Satan cracks the whip and gets them working, and before you know it hell is fitted with the most awesome air conditioning and is incredibly comfortable.
God phones up, "alright Satan, how's it going down there?"
Satan, "yeah it's great, those engineers you sent down have turned the place right around."
God, "the thing was, that was a mistake, so you'll need to send them back!"
Satan, "you've got no chance, they're staying here!"
God, "You send them back or I'll sue!"
Satan, "Oh yeah, and where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?!"