There goes my idea too...
Hang on...
1.
(good eyesight needed at the top of the order)
2.
(calmness under pressure)
3.
(asks questions of the bowlers)
4.
(an entertainer who keeps the crowd on their feet with his dashing shots)
5.
(always looking to usurp the #4 and take his rightful spot one spot up the batting order
6.
(efficiency's the key at 6, with a robotic ability to turn over the strike a major advantage)
7.
(explosive all rounder)
8.
(antagonistic wicketkeeper who keeps appealing for everything, pissing off the umpires and opposing fans in the process. See: Ian Healy)
9.
(the old county pro who bats nine and doesn't bowl)
10. Iain O'Brien
11.
(aka Chris Martin)