Well... from time to time they have been a faaaaaaaairly decent side y'know.
Not so long ago their squad boasted 21 players who could be described as good to excellent county players: Mark Butcher, Darren Bicknell, Ian Ward, Newman, Carberry, Shahid, Stewart, Thorpe, Ramprakash, Alistair Brown, Adam Hollioake, Clarke, Jonathan Batty, Radcliffe, Ben Hollioake, Gary Butcher, Tudor, Gareth Batty, Salisbury, Martin Bicknell, Saqlain Mushtaq. This lot didn't quite all overlap but I think most played within a year at best of one-another. And almost all were home-grown, coming through the Surrey schools\academy system. To go from such riches to the current rags (as I detailed earlier there are few good players and even fewer home-grown ones at the club at the moment) is pretty remarkable.