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BARNES OUT
Which was why I made the comment "spot the guy who doesn't play OD cricket"....
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Tag line:Don't think 'The Heath' will get much of a bat if I'm bowling. Honestly anyone who gives themself a nickname is lame, and even lamer if you put The with it. Unless of course you're The Joker.
He nearly won the FC final by himself itbt. Not sure about the OD final, can't really remember.But don't really care, as I'm sure you will come back with Patrick was gun in OD final.
Unfortunately I'm not from Planet Heath, so don't get this one.Tag line:
Can you smell what the Heath had for lunch today? If you're struggling to work it out, it was a kebab with hot chilli sauce and jalapenos.
My media officer says I need to work on making that a bit more catchy...
What's to get?Unfortunately I'm not from Planet Heath, so don't get this one.
I would have added you, but you never put together two good seasons in a row. I didn't want an easy target again after Su.Going to add Mamesh to my list now after this recent episode. Happy I've slipped under his radar, especially given I was the leading FC wicket taker last season.
Fair call.I would have added you, but you never put together two good seasons in a row. I didn't want an easy target again after Su.
I missed this the first time around. I would target you back Clapo, but I don't target spin bowlers. It is just not as fun. Collins is Blue's best FC bowler, but like you he is just a spinner.Add Mamesh to the list, for being overly egotistical on wickets that most certainly favour batsmen. That and because, as Smith said, for all the talk he can't bat in OD cricket.
I missed this the first time around. I would target you back Clapo, but I don't target spin bowlers. It is just not as fun. Collins is Blue's best FC bowler, but like you he is just a spinner.
Lucky for me no matches against you are at the PDV Dome. Everyone knows your Dome specialist, done nothing since you left Blue. TBF poor captaincy has a lot to do with that.Don't know who this 'new_age_ar' guy is, but I'm gonna smash him anyway.