The Colts Thread

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Simulation cricket reaches a whole new level with romance introduced in Season XiV.

My romance average is extremely low

 

[Loony BoB]

My romance average is extremely low

"It could be one, maybe two weeks more..."

Or however it goes.

 

[Agent TBY]

I like you.

I'd love to bowl with you keeping my wickets, that's for sure.

 

[Flying V]

I'll make sure to never let you slip bye, and to hold your balls firmly in my glove.

 

[PY]

Jeez, Season XiV is rated 18 after new revelations.

 

[mikeW]

What have i missed?

 

[Loony BoB]

Jack's headed out, Dunn and a bunch of rookies have come in and the Colts thread has about 3-4 pages of melodramatics and amusement.

 

[mikeW]

Jack's headed out, Dunn and a bunch of rookies have come in and the Colts thread has about 3-4 pages of melodramatics and amusement.

Where's Jack off to? big loss.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Where's Jack off to? big loss.

Except on field.

Off to Green.

 

[Matteh]

 

[Spinksy]

Hey Fellas, just got home from school. It was a long day for me but I at least took 3 wickets on the nets. It is a lot harder then you think because a) you have to catch the ball off your own bowling, or b) bowl the person out, there is only a thin pole behind the batsman that we use as the wickets. So far this term for me it has been five days and I have managed to accumulate ten wickets which is no mean feat. It is a pity that I cannot play that well in the simulation though as my stats show. Apart from this the downside of the day was the fact that I got a pair of scissors thrown at my head, luckily for me though they narrowly missed.

 

[pinchy81]

I am slowly regretting my move to the Colts

 

[Flying V]

I know, Jakester being part of the team really has brought us down a notch.

 

[Majin]

Any team with Geg Thomas and Nick Hancock on it will remain above a certain level of both ***y and awesome though, tbh

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

The level of that level is debatable.

 

[Flying V]

Any team with Geg Thomas and Nick Hancock on it will remain above a certain level of both ***y and awesome though, tbh

Let's not forget you and me.

 

[Majin]

The level of that level is debatable.

Sling your mud elsewhere Camps, we all know that the "Geg Thomas on the beach in very little 2008" calender comprehensively outsold your own "Camps Jr.: Caribbean Adonis", despite the name needing work.

 

[Flying V]

I know I bought a copy for every room in the house.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Sling your mud elsewhere Camps, we all know that the "Geg Thomas on the beach in very little 2008" calender comprehensively outsold your own "Camps Jr.: Caribbean Adonis", despite the name needing work.

Quality over quantity took precedence over supply and demand.

I refuse to produce more than 5 copies of any calendar I grace.

 

[Flying V]

Quality over quantity took precedence over supply and demand.

I refuse to produce more than 5 copies of any calendar I grace.

That doesn't change the fact you only sold one.