Mørkambe Mathemagicians

[silentstriker]

Haha, we should all pick a proven transcendental number, or something like that.

 

[silentstriker]

Or maybe universal constants like Plank's, Dirac's, Rydberg's, etc. It would be cool for all our numbers to be like 6.26 x 10^-34 J/s....

 

[PhoenixFire]

I'm also tempted to opt for π instead.

Nah, that should be Manan's number, perfect for him.

 

[age_master]

I'm also tempted to opt for π instead.

I thought about that one too, thought it might be taking the nerdiness a bit too far though.

 

[silentstriker]

Our official song:

Sing it to the tune of jingle bells:

Riemann Sums, Riemann Sums
Counting Areas
Of rectangles whose widths get small
We need to count them all
Riemann Sums, Riemann Sums
Counting Areas
Of rectangles whose widths get small
We need to count them all.

We learn to integrate
It's really lots of fun.
It's easier to find
Than those old Riemann Sums
We learn to sub a u
When things get sort of hard
But most of all we tabulate
When we get sick of parts.

I got this in an email - I'm not the author unfortunately, not sure who is.

 

[Josh]

I'm also tempted to opt for π instead.

You weren't the only one...

 

[Jamee999]

Hey guys, what's up?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

He got here fast.

 

[Jamee999]

MatheMAGICIANS, imo.

 

[Jamee999]

MATHEMAGICANS FINALISED SQUAD

γ, Manan Shah
(1+√5)/2. Adam Collins
2²-1. Nick Hancock
2.5. Josh Forner
666/111. Andrew Garven
44*¼. Neil Pickup [icon player]
√(200-31). Alex Crampton
4². Blake Donald
4³. Matt Luff
1729. Jamee Gray [captain]

Morgan Burridge

Sanath Jayasuriya
Neil Carter
Garnett Kruger

 

[Adamc]

In batting order, presumably.

 

[Jamee999]

In batting order, presumably.

Duh.

 

[Jamee999]

Everyone must pick a mathematical song or poem to be read/sung when they go out to bat/come on to bowl. I will have the following:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

 

[chooka_nick]

This piece of brilliance, sung live by Rick Astley.
Gets me in the mood, yknow.

 

[Josh]

Everyone must pick a mathematical song or poem to be read/sung when they go out to bat/come on to bowl. I will have the following:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

God I hope this is only a one year deal

 

[silentstriker]

http://www.calculus-help.com/funstuff/calcblah.wma



Or this:

Riemann Sums
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Riemann Sums, Riemann Sums
Counting Areas
Of rectangles whose widths get small
We need to count them all
Riemann Sums, Riemann Sums
Counting Areas
Of rectangles whose widths get small
We need to count them all.

We learn to integrate
It's really lots of fun.
It's easier to find
Than those old Riemann Sums
We learn to sub a u
When things get sort of hard
But most of all we tabulate
When we get sick of parts.

 

[Jamee999]

God I hope this is only a one year deal

Comments like that may lead to fractions of your match fee being subtracted.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

You guys are a dead set joke.

 

[silentstriker]

You guys are a dead set joke.

Let epsilon be the size of your brain.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I'll have you know my brain size lies within 1.96 standard deviations of the mean.