Fardingham ****atoos

[Robertinho]

Could you possibly run some warm-up BarStar matchups in the mean time? Looks like a good initiative

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Could you possibly run some warm-up BarStar matchups in the mean time? Looks like a good initiative

Shore fing. I was thinking about taking on the other Franchise Captains in a pre-tournament charity fundraiser. If you'd like to take on anyone from the Fardingham team, just let me know!

 

[Robertinho]

Yeah, anyone, I don't mind.

 

[Mister Wright]

Count me in. Always happy to captain a side, but given the teams philosophy to harbour youth, not sure if it's a path the captain wants to take.

 

[cpr]

Reckon should have the team take part in a bar star knockout cup, winner is the vice captain.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Reckon should have the team take part in a bar star knockout cup, winner is the vice captain.

Good plan, good plan. However, still need Kweek and Nayak to choose their stats... I'll consider this overnight and hopefully they'll sign in soon.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

A BarStar Grudge Match

A keenly thought BarStar contest saw a solid winner, and a surprise appearance from a VIP! Who would impress the visitor the most?

 

[Agent TBY]

Top stuff.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Top stuff.

Thanks. Positive feedback is always welcome

 

[Mister Wright]

Haha. I think the worst statistic was the fact I successfully chatted up 30 women, but got no phone numbers. Dire.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Haha. I think the worst statistic was the fact I successfully chatted up 30 women, but got no phone numbers. Dire.

Stats don't lie, my friend

 

[Mister Wright]

Stats don't lie, my friend

But, they don't tell the whole story.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

But, they don't tell the whole story.

That's true. They don't tell you that out of the 30 chat ups you scored, you got slapped in the face by 19, groped by a couple and one turned out to be Voltman's mum.

 

[Mister Wright]

That's true. They don't tell you that out of the 30 chat ups you scored, you got slapped in the face by 19, groped by a couple and one turned out to be Voltman's mum.

Happy with that stat tbh.

Super disappointed I didn't get Mrs. Voltman's digits.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Super disappointed I didn't get Mrs. Voltman's digits.

And I'm not gonna tell you if she was a 'slapper' or a 'groper'

 

[Robertinho]

Hahaha, good win first up - pouring a massive 380 drinks. Yeah, pretty chuffed with that.

I can vouch for the hilarity of Kyle's anecdote involving cheesecake, a voluptuous lady and a handheld Navman. Many lol's.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Vice Captaincy BarStar Challenge

We have 7 competitors so far for the Fardingham Vice Captaincy BarStar Challenge:

Dauth
Mamesh
Wright
Kearsley
Malone Jr.
Raftery
Ritchie

We need one more competitor to enable the start of the tournament. I'm looking for either T. Weber (Kweek), G. Nayak or our new signing Mr. Robertson to sign up with their BarStar stats ASAP in order to start the compo.

 

[Lordeman]

Here are my stats;

Pint Pouring: 3
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 2
Bar Cleaning: 2
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 3

Glad to be joining the ****s.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

The ViceCaptaincy Cup Draw

Round One:

Ritchie vs Wright
Dauth vs Robertson
Raftery vs Kearsley
Mamesh vs Malone

Can the One Match experience of Kearsley, Wright and Dauth see them through to the next round, or will some of the more inexperienced Bartenders win through to the Semi Finals?

Stay tuned to find out!

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Fardingham would like to extend a warm welcome to old hands Andy Bichel and Zander de Bruyn. Both have informed me that they will be honoured to prop up the bar post, pre and during the game.

Also, could you please let me know what your proficiencies are with bat and ball.

Cheers,
Heath