Barney Rubble
International Coach
Cycling's for chumps. Get a car. Or just catch the train, like I do, because I'm too lazy to even learn to drive.
Had to withdraw from a local Badminton tourney the next week too. A pity considering the relative droolworthiness of the chick I was to partner with. I would have kicked myself in frustration, were it not for the damn wobbling joint preventing me from doing so.
Ahhh, sorry, but the mental pictures are hilarious.
I thought that too, until I heard there's an inquiry into his actual age, which is thought to be around 94.Did anybody see that 101 year old dude that ran the London Marathon the other day? The classic bit was when he finished he lit up a smoke and had a drink. 14 cigerettes and 8 pints of beer is what he does every day and is still going along at 101.
I guess we have no execuse otherwise.
I'm surprised the British Government allowed that information to get out... Wouldn't want a succesful drinker and smoker now would we? Next we'll find out he drives a car!Did anybody see that 101 year old dude that ran the London Marathon the other day? The classic bit was when he finished he lit up a smoke and had a drink. 14 cigerettes and 8 pints of beer is what he does every day and is still going along at 101.
I guess we have no execuse otherwise.
Actually, first i saw him on the news was as a 100 year old who's still working.... washing cars.I'm surprised the British Government allowed that information to get out... Wouldn't want a succesful drinker and smoker now would we? Next we'll find out he drives a car!
They never get as far as smelling my petrol fumes.. Unless I'm reversingActually, first i saw him on the news was as a 100 year old who's still working.... washing cars.
So petrol fumes = healthy. Good news for you cyclists that.
yeah i remember thisActually, first i saw him on the news was as a 100 year old who's still working.... washing cars.
So petrol fumes = healthy. Good news for you cyclists that.