***Official*** Season XIII/XIV Charity Series

[Nate]

A new requirement for Heath's team in this round is that you'll all have to wear unsuitable footwear.

GM Thomas - Gumboots
CR Dwyer (+) - Stilettos
G Sriram - Clown shoes
HT Davis - Steel toed boots
T Bochat - Ballet shoes
LA Camps jr (5) - Tap dancing footwear
AAA Collins (2) - Loafers
CP Raftery (1) - Jandals (flip-flops for you Poms out there)
AP Cloete (7) - Bare foot
P Young (3) - A single verruca sock
M Corrin (4) - A pair of pretentious shoes from the Court of King Charles I

Good luck to the bowlers running in with that lot of footwear. Should be good for the attendant crowds.

Gun.

 

[GIMH]

Time to shake things up a notch. Thomas retains his spot at the top of the order following his first ball duck - excellent stuff. Raftery drops down for failing to show the requisite lack of skill with the bat; as does yours truly.

Dwyer gets his preferred 'Gilchrist' slot thanks to a four-ball one. Cloete and Young aren't fooling anyone with their failures. They will continue to bowl - though Cloete's dangerously close to getting dropped thanks to failing to adhere to orders and bowling spin rather than pace.

GM Thomas
CR Dwyer (+)
G Sriram
HT Davis
T Bochat
LA Camps jr (5)
AAA Collins (2)
CP Raftery (1)
AP Cloete (7)
P Young (3)
M Corrin (4)

>>>>>>>>>WHHOOOOOOOSHHHHHH>>>>>>>

I bowl spin as well you know

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Bowled by Inzamam...oh dear.

 

[Mister Wright]

Batted longer than Demaza that's all I care about.

 

[roseboy64]

Picked up xavier with the ball 1-22 not too bad figures tbh

Meh......

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I bowl spin as well you know

Not in these charity games!!!

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Too tired to write up match reports. You'd all do better to use your imagination anyway.

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI vs Camping on the Heath with the AA First XV XI
at Goffmouth Park

Scorecard
Ball by Ball
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Jamee's Gays XI vs Kyle Wright Kissed My Goat XI
at Pickford Reserve

Scorecard
Ball by Ball
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Arthritis XI vs Nick Hedfeld's Beard XI
at CWBCC Stadium

Scorecard
Ball by Ball

 

[PY]

Boo at the opposition using players in their real positions.

I'm off to the entertainment tent, I hear skip is celebrating his 50.

 

[Travis_Teh]

Woot, 3rd highest scorer whilst Wright got a two-ball duck. Good times.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Mørk & Chaulk in tandem, a legendary moment. Hear we broke the speed gun, it couldn't display below 20mph.

Also, gun stand with Mitchell.

Also, Chaulk needs to play his snooker soon.

 

[cpr]

Boo at the opposition using players in their real positions.

I'm off to the entertainment tent, I hear skip is celebrating his 50.

Earning his promotion back up to his sacred no 11 spot.

Rumours are that i clocked a ball at 117mph. Admittidly that was measured after the batsman had hit it

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Boo at the opposition using players in their real positions.

I'm off to the entertainment tent, I hear skip is celebrating his 50.

Not impressed by the underhand tactics employed by the opposition captain in this game. Not happy at all. The entertainment in the tent is hearing me rant about my Black teammate, Colloidman.

Could encourage me to depart Black. Dirty, dirty shenanigans.

 

[headhunter]

Sweet.

 

[chooka_nick]

Who's L Tyson? I could get used to batting with him.
Kyle Wright Kissed My Goat on the winners list!

 

[ash chaulk]

Mørk & Chaulk in tandem, a legendary moment. Hear we broke the speed gun, it couldn't display below 20mph.

Also, gun stand with Mitchell.

Also, Chaulk needs to play his snooker soon.

we were compared to bowling partnerships like Warne and McGrath. Akram and Younis, Vaaas and Murali...

 

[Majin]

My boys giving their uptmost for charity, proud of the lads, Bowlers all did well, especially Dauth and his 72 runs leaked. Hancock and Tyson did well! Next team out:

JE Forner
NR Hancock
A Lezama (5)
L Tyson
RJ Dauth
R Malone jr (6)
XPA Rose +
KJ Gough (4)
AJ Crampton (3)
WA Kerr (2)
DK Rai (1, bowling seamers if possible)

Gough and Malone to take 5 overs each, full 10 for the rest

 

[bugssy]

My boys giving their uptmost for charity, proud of the lads, Bowlers all did well, especially Dauth and his 72 runs leaked. Hancock and Tyson did well! Next team out:

JE Forner
NR Hancock
A Lezama (5)
L Tyson
RJ Dauth
R Malone jr (6)
XPA Rose +
KJ Gough (4)
AJ Crampton (3)
WA Kerr (2)
DK Rai (1, bowling seamers if possible)

Gough and Malone to take 5 overs each, full 10 for the rest

geez we are strong. yet to pick up the willow and enjoying opening the bowling last game.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

This round's gimmick will be a different type of headwear.

G Sriram - Fedora at a jaunty angle
CR Dwyer - Tommy Cooper Fez
GM Thomas (+) - A traffic cone (used)
T Bochat (7)- A Jane Austen style bonnet
LA Camps jr (5) - An ancient Knight's helmet, stolen from the set of a Spaceman at the Court of King Arthur movie
AAA Collins (2) - A jester's hat
HT Davis - A plastic bag with no air holes
CP Raftery (1) - A robin hood style thinggy-majig.
AP Cloete - A fake axe-head from the local joke shop
P Young (3) - A bowl of fruit (rotten)
M Corrin (4) - A British judge's wig

Any other suggestions - just let me know.

 

[cpr]

Think the umpires should be made to dress like The Stig tbh, complete with crash helmet.

 

[Simon]

HT Davis - A plastic bag with no air holes

I hope you've named a vice-captain...