I have a couple to share...
1) Inside edging a ball into the Scrotal area. It split the protector with enough force that it pushed it over 1 of my errr.... well i have 2 of them
. Luckily for me when i went down like a sack of potatoes i bounced off my pads when they hit the ground, and the whole entanglement unpinched itself. Ok, so where is the embarrassing part in all of this? Well that was 2 days later when i had my balls in the doctors hands while he was feeling me up
. What a horrible horrible moment in my life.
2) Batting. I had a few drinks the night before this game. I wasnt in a good way come kickoff time. We batted first and i was #4. I asked to be put down the order which i was, to #11. Wickets are falling at a rapid rate and i get in, the words were "Try to hold it in, dont spew on the wicket and let me take the strike". So i get in, 1st ball is a full toss. I edge it past 2nd slip for 4. 2nd ball is a full toss going down leg. I leading edge it over gully for 4 more. At this point im wondering why i dont drink more before matches as my strike rate has never been better. Next ball im seeing them like golf balls and i smash 1 out of the middle to a deep point on the boundary. Now i ran 22 yards, no hesitations or anything.... i was run out by about a metre at the bowlers end. I thought i was going as quick as the wind. That was pretty embarrassing....
3) Bowling. 2 occasions. 1st one was in the match above. I was trying to 'sweat' it out. I come onto bowl first change and for some reason couldnt get my length right. I kept bowling full tosses to this guy that was built like Hulk Hogan. He hit every one of them for 6. 2 overs cost me 48 runs, yep... 8 full tosses....all for 6. Luckily i was only a medium pacer so the umpire didnt call them a no ball.
2nd occasion was not as embarrassing but i needed to say it to perk myself up a bit hehe. I had match figures of 9/9. 6/9 in the first innings and then 3/0 in the 2nd. Last over of the day and i was going to get my '10for'. The result.... I was swinging balls a couple of feet, and the batsman kept nicking them. I finished with match figures of 9/33
Fielding 1 sticks out. I was chasing a skier, running after it thinking ive got this one covered. I get to about 10 metres from it and my pants fall down. I tripped, went arse over tit and didnt even touch the ball
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