Crap players you don't want to see playing for your country

[Richard]

Knew you would say that. That post was not to make any particularly serious point though people might indeed argue that England was indeed dire in the 90s.

I know.

Couldn't resist TBH, as I always can't, though.

 

[Richard]

rat-sh*t

Don't avoid the filter young Master Hoitink. Times have changed since you last posted regularly on here.

 

[Manee]

Who are you describing here, Glenn McGrath?

Lol. Mcgrath can hit 130kph and even could hit 140kph in his prime.

 

[mattyman]

Geriant jones
Phil mustard
Matt prior

basically all the wicket keepers who tried and failed to do a good job. Chris read should be the number 1 choice for england

 

[steds]

Chris Read
Matt Prior
Sajid Mahmood
Liam Plunkett

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Sajid Mahmood
Liam Plunkett

At least they've got some pace! Where's the 150kmph + bowler for England? Puts me right off them when there's no speed to marvel at!

as I said in the discussion which Perm alludes to.

Dear oh dear. Do you staff guys have nothing better to do? I was wondering why my ears are on fire.

 

[Richard]

It was a discussion instigated by my stupidity, you might be interested to hear, though I was comforted shortly afterwards to find others had shared that stupidity.

And no, we don't - our Staff forum routinely goes days without so much as a single post.

 

[FBU]

Geriant jones
Phil mustard
Matt prior

basically all the wicket keepers who tried and failed to do a good job. Chris read should be the number 1 choice for england

I agree.

 

[Perm]

He is a strike bowler who can't hit 130kph most games, cannot throw overarm or bend down and can barely hold a bat FFS.

I'm not saying his fielding is good enough currently, because it's not. So long as he can throw overarm, run and catch to a reasonable standard then I don't see what's wrong with that. His batting is irrelevant, but could quite possibly get better as he gets older. At the moment, it's his bowling that needs to be worked on.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Michael Clarke.

 

[NZTailender]

Michael Clarke.

Will add Brad Hodge to that.

 

[Sanz]

Munaf Patel and Sree Santh.

 

[Richard]

Michael Clarke.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

There's not too many Australian players I particularly don't want to see around the team based on their ability who might realistically make it. Generally if they aren't good enough they don't get picked anyway. I'd rather not see Doug Bollinger get picked though.

 

[PhoenixFire]

There's not too many Australian players I particularly don't want to see around the team based on their ability who might realistically make it. Generally if they aren't good enough they don't get picked anyway. I'd rather not see Doug Bollinger get picked though.

Ya he had a crap English Domestic season IIRC.

 

[howardj]

Brad Bodge

Dave Hussey

I'll come clean - only Vic I ever liked was Warney

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

None of these players are crap, but I don't want any of them near the West Indies team for a long time.

Dwayne Smith (Tests)
Dave Bernard jr.
Austin Richards
Xavier Marshall

 

[Richard]

None of these players are crap

Sylvester Joseph is tho.

 

[Richard]

Brad Bodge

Dave Hussey

I'll come clean - only Vic I ever liked was Warney

McNamara, surely?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Sylvester Joseph is tho.

No he's not. He's been a very classy batsman at times at domestic level. He's just very mediocre on the whole. Above average captain though.