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Most dire player to play international cricket?

HeathDavisSpeed

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Athlai said:
Yeah voting Heath Davis TBH. :ph34r:
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Just saying this to wind me up. I'm insulted enough by the fact that Heath has been voted for ahead of Robert Kennedy, Shayne O'Connor, Jonathan Millmow, Iain O'Brien, Ian Butler etc. etc. on the NZ thread, but this is just ridiculous.

Heath was so quick as to scare international batsmen (and fielders). With a proper go at Mark Lathwell, he would have quite literally **** his own pants rather than face Heath.
 
NUFAN

NUFAN

Y no Afghanistan flag
Perm said:
Heath Davis
Scott Muller

Those are the two most obvious ones :p
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He was pretty gun to be honest. Don't know why he didn't play more tests really.

Remember watching one game where he outfoxed Jayasuriya and Ranatunga and help win the match for the Kiwis. No idea why he didn't play more for NZ..
 
Athlai

Athlai

Not Terrible
NUFAN said:
He was pretty gun to be honest. Don't know why he didn't play more tests really.

Remember watching one game where he outfoxed Jayasuriya and Ranatunga and help win the match for the Kiwis. No idea why he didn't play more for NZ..
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It was because he was dire. :happy:
 
Flem274*

Flem274*

123/5
HeathDavisSpeed said:
Just saying this to wind me up. I'm insulted enough by the fact that Heath has been voted for ahead of Robert Kennedy, Shayne O'Connor, Jonathan Millmow, Iain O'Brien, Ian Butler etc. etc. on the NZ thread, but this is just ridiculous.

Heath was so quick as to scare international batsmen (and fielders). With a proper go at Mark Lathwell, he would have quite literally **** his own pants rather than face Heath.
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CW Daily News

Dictator Davis Panicks

It seem the tide is turning for the unpopular off topic tyrant, Heath Davis. He has recently been named by nine fine Cricket Webb posters as the most dire NZ bowler of all time. Now it seems, even his own subjects are turning against him. Athlai, the highly regarded poster from Waihi, has been quoted saying that Heath Davis is the most dire player of all time. Other contenders for this crown of direness include the England allrounder Ronnie Irani and the NZ pie thrower Murphy Sua'a. This must surely be the begginning of the end for the bumbling, blustering, pie throwing dictator. The world watches as the clock ticks towards the doom of Heath Davis and his pathetic regime.
 
Athlai

Athlai

Not Terrible
Flem274* said:
CW Daily News

Dictator Davis Panicks

It seem the tide is turning for the unpopular off topic tyrant, Heath Davis. He has recently been named by nine fine Cricket Webb posters as the most dire NZ bowler of all time. Now it seems, even his own subjects are turning against him. Athlai, the highly regarded poster from Waihi, has been quoted saying that Heath Davis is the most dire player of all time. Other contenders for this crown of direness include the England allrounder Ronnie Irani and the NZ pie thrower Murphy Sua'a. This must surely be the begginning of the end for the bumbling, blustering, pie throwing dictator. The world watches as the clock ticks towards the doom of Heath Davis and his pathetic regime.
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Waihi Beach TBH. :ph34r:
 
HeathDavisSpeed

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Flem274* said:
Who is Chris Kugglejuggle?

And you've got to get me on this leaky boat of yours first, presumably before its full of water.
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Oh for crying out loud, do you know nothing?? Look him up. I can't be bothered to explain myself to a catarrh ridden ignoramus.

And you'll be spending 6 weeks in this leaky boat, don't forget. Bring a good rain coat and a change of socks. Don't want you to get Trench Foot.
 
Flem274*

Flem274*

123/5
HeathDavisSpeed said:
Oh for crying out loud, do you know nothing?? Look him up. I can't be bothered to explain myself to a catarrh ridden ignoramus.

And you'll be spending 6 weeks in this leaky boat, don't forget. Bring a good rain coat and a change of socks. Don't want you to get Trench Foot.
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So you've invented your own language now?
 
Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
HeathDavisSpeed said:
Who took 5-24 against India and a man of the series award??? There's much worse.
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Heath speaks the truth. Irani is much-maligned and oft-unfairly. That he looked anything but an international cricketer has fooled many fine judges. England has had many worse excuses for all-rounders play ODIs even in fairly recent times (Matthew Fleming, Douglas Brown, Vince Wells). And worse even in Tests too (the Hollioakes).
 
bond21

bond21

Banned
Shane Watson.







Just kidding Perm...hehehe

No i dont know really, if u get selected for the national side you cant really be too dire can you?
 
bond21

bond21

Banned
I also loved watching Bond and Gillespie massacre Kenya, it was awesome.

No offence to any kenyans but when you see a bowler running in and you think he has a better chance of knocking the stumps out than the batsman hitting the ball then its fun.
 
andruid

andruid

Cricketer Of The Year
Indeed wickets are more fun to watch than 4s or 6s nonetheless I hope that the boys will then go and take their frustrations out on Canada come the 15th of October
 
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Nishant

International 12th Man
andruid said:
Indeed wickets are more fun to watch than 4s or 6s nonetheless I hope that the boys will then go and take their frustrations out on Canada come the 15th of October
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i beg to differ!....boundaries are a lot more fun to watch!( this is coming frm a biased batsman!...oh! look...aliteration!!!!)
 
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