Haha, dire opening post.
Anyway, he's my prediction for the Gabba test side (as opposed to my preferred side).
Jaques
Hayden
Ponting
Hussey
Clarke
Symonds
Gilchrist
Lee
Johnson
Clark
MacGill
I'd love to see Watson in there ahead of Symonds, but he probably won't have much cricket under his belt, so I expect Symonds to make it. And given Hussey's success down the order in tests and Jaques' excellent tour of Pakistan, I doubt Hussey will open allowing for another batsman to slot in.
MacGill is a given as the spinner, and I think Johnson will get the nod as the third seamer. He was pretty close last year, and he's bowled well in South Africa. Assuming he has a decent tour of India and doesn't get injured, he'll start in the test series, with Hilfenhaus just missing out, and Tait not being considered due to a general lack of cricket. Any of those three could make it, but Johnson is the front runner again.