Because he's a wonderful footballer for my wonderful team, simple as that really. After his third game for us I declared that if we'd had him the previous season (when we finished 3rd) we'd have finished at least 2nd, and therefore gone up. That season though, we were ****e, and he was the only thing that kept us from going down really, it's quite rare to have a 20-goal striker and finish in the bottom six, but we managed it which made me wonder what we'd have done if he'd had decent service. Same sort of thing last season, without Greenacre we'd have finished bottom-half, no doubt.
I haven't been as excited about a winger/centre-forward combination as Shuker/Greenacre since we had Nevin and Aldridge playing for us when I was a kid. They can take us back to the second tier, and that's why I love them both (especially Greenacre).
He scored today, btw