Cricket, followed by "soccer" and baseball.
What's some of these other sports BTW Vimes?
Handball is the obvious one - has a presence in basically every country in continental Europe, I'm yet to encounter a Brit who has heard of it. Then there's all the individual endurance sports: cycling, speed skating, cross-country skiing, biathlon. Of those, only cycling registers, and only because of Lance and the dopeheads. In fact, I will watch pretty much anything on snow (except freestyle, which is mildly ridiculous judged as a sport), curling (if snooker's a sport so is curling). I like speedway too, but that's at least known somewhat in England and Australia.
BoyBrumby said:
To follow on from Vimes's point (although I would disagree about the Anglo-American sphere of influence regarding team sports as us & the seppos barely share one in common)
True that, there's two spheres. Still, neither of them has particularly large intersection with the rest of the world - with the obvious exception of that kick-a-ball-and-run-game - it says something that there are more people wearing baseball caps in the world today than could explain to you how a run is scored in baseball (or at least I'd hazard a guess that this is so.). And arguably the main sports have similar intent: baseball and cricket, yankball and rugby, ice hockey and football, (basketball has no analogy I'll admit). Also, the individual sports which have taken head are those with the head-to-head aspect, and the inexplicable golf, which can only be due to the fact that it's got so many recreational players who want to watch the masters.
The interesting thing is that neither country managed (or wanted?) to export their professional sports to any great degrees - apart from football, boxing and basketball, and the latter was never that popular in America in the first place (afaik gridiron and baseball were the popular team sports over there at least up to Jordan's and Gretzky broke through, and how the NHL survives with 30 teams is beyond me...).
The rest of your point is nailed on (except for the bit where you claim you'd want association football as the only sport
). I'm reared on sports where a tocking clock is enough to provide high drama - because, if you've got enough information, you know that in about 15-20 seconds your favourite will peep round the trees and have about 25 seconds to the finish, which should be good enough to win...so get round those trees, please...