International Cricket Team (Plese Read This is about my future)

[Kweek]

You just laughed at yourself?

rodgie...get a life

 

[Kweek]

Guys my uncle is friends with Akram, Imran khan, M,Yousuf and i have met them several times, i can get in the team by Imran Khan, but i want to do something which can shock the world,

use drugs or kill your coach will do i'd say

 

[adharcric]

use drugs or kill your coach will do i'd say

. . .

 

[Kweek]

. . .

hey he wanted something to shock the world

 

[silentstriker]

use drugs or kill your coach will do i'd say

Unnecessary.

 

[open365]

use drugs or kill your coach will do i'd say

Already done that joke:P

What's Pakistan's new favourite sport?

Bob Slaying.

 

[adharcric]

Already done that joke:P

What's Pakistan's new favourite sport?

Bob Slaying.

Do you really not get it?

 

[Kweek]

Do you really not get it?

what we can't joke about it?

 

[simmy]

You are 14....

at 14 i thought i was the biggest player on this planet too....hell i even practiced my imaginary verbal duals with Ambrose too.

I used to spank imaginary Ambrose all over the garden. That guy couldnt handle it when i charged him!

 

[Langeveldt]

i'm just worried no-one saw this

GBH with a cricket bat I expect..

 

[simmy]

I have never heard of a kid getting banned because he was too fast.

 

[James]

what we can't joke about it?

No you can't, it's completely in-appropriate as silentstriker and adharcric were trying to make you realise

 

[Smudge]

I used to spank imaginary Ambrose all over the garden.

Didn't your mum get annoyed with having to use Jif to clean the plants?

 

[StumpMic]

What a guy.

Ahh well. I'll play along. In answer to your question, I have 2 of my own.
1. How long have you lived in England?
2. Could you do better than Saj?

Why should he aim to do better than Sajid Mahmood? Is there a quota system in place in English cricket? Why not aim to be better than Flintoff or Plunkett?

 

[Perm]

Already done that joke:P

What's Pakistan's new favourite sport?

Bob Slaying.

Poor attempt at humour, inevitable that these sort of jokes would come out though. Was the same with Steve Irwin and his untimely death.

 

[Azed]

Guys nothing is impossible,

I am trying my best to get in International team, i joined a club few weeks ago and today they are going to select the team.

Open365 making jokes on someone who is dead is out of order, and i didn't find that stupid joke funny in anyway,

 

[Isolator]

Just go for the World XI, man.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Threads merged.

 

[Smudge]

Open365 making jokes on someone who is dead is out of order, and i didn't find that stupid joke funny in anyway,

Nothing (or no one) is sacrosanct forever. However, I could make Woolmer jokes (I've heard several), but it's probably a bit too soon...

 

[pasag]

Heard a Woolmer joke on mainstream radio less than two weeks after it happened.