The Colts Thread

[chooka_nick]

Top form.

Aye, if ya play cricket like ya drink, Dan, we'll rarely lose a game all season!

 

[Shaggy Alfresco]

How are all the Colts this fine day? I had a heavy night last night. Five pints of beer and then about two litres of Sake. I apparently booted a taxi door and nearly got arrested and vomited all over the place. It was great! I also managed to get a phone number off a waiteress in the Chinese resteraunt we were in, which was suave.

I'm a teetotaler. You, sir, are scum.

 

[chooka_nick]

I'm a teetotaler. You, sir, are scum.

Scum? Thats a bit harsh there Shag. Also shattered to find out you're a teetotaler. Next time you pass 150, what the hell are we gonna shower you in?
Trust me Maj, I've been there many a time Perhaps when the Colts take out a flag we'll be there again.

 

[Mister Wright]

Scum? Thats a bit harsh there Shag. Also shattered to find out you're a teetotaler. Next time you pass 150, what the hell are we gonna shower you in?

Hot tea.

 

[Dizzy #4]

Can I have some? lol Well, better call Dilmah and see if we can get a deal!

Anyway, for what ever liquid we're going to dump on the Colt player of the year, first, we must get a cup!

 

[Loony BoB]

I'm not a teetotaler, but I only drink about once a year (whiskey only). So if you guys ever have to shower me in something, make it hot women or banknotes.

 

[Dizzy #4]

Sorry Towns, I think I saw Hancock and Howler pamper themselves with the money. As in the name of hot chicks, we'll... best we leave that alone...

 

[Shaggy Alfresco]

Hot tea.

Hurray for 3rd degree burns!

 

[Hoppy1987]

Just thought I'd nail my 1st post as I am in my rookie season for the colts

 

[Hoppy1987]

so what is the colts squad for this season???

 

[Mister Wright]

so what is the colts squad for this season???

CW Colts

KS Wright (c)
DP Towns (vc)
P Bharat
CR Butler
AS Das
SG Fitzsimmons
NR Hancock
S Jasotharan
JB Malthus-Howell
JP McNamara
DK Rai
GM Thomas
TV Weber
MW WIlson

Rookies

T Bochat
MR Hopgood
WA Kerr
Manan Shah

 

[Loony BoB]

Name - player type - forum name - nickname (if different to forum name)
JB Malthus - batsman (LHB/LM) - crickhowell - "Howler"
WA Kerr - batsman (LHB/LM) - Shaggy Alfresco
CR Butler - batsman (LHB/RM) - cbuts
AS Das - batsman (RHB/OS) - Dasa
DP Towns - batsman (RHB/OS) - Loony BoB
MR Hopgood - batsman (RHB/RF) - Hoppy1987
SG Fitzsimmons - batsman (RHB/RFM) - Simon - "Fitzy"
P Bharat - wicketkeeper (RHB) - Resha
S Jasotharan - wicketkeeper (RHB) - Dizzy#4 - "Jaso"
TV Weber - allrounder (RHB/LLS) - Kweek
DK Rai - allrounder (RHB/LS) - Majin
MW Wilson - allrounder (RHB/RF) - mikeW
NR Hancock - allrounder (RHB/RFM) - chooka_nick
T Bochat - bowler (LHB/LFM) - tadeusz
JP McNamara - bowler (RHB/LAS) - vic_orthdox
GM Thomas - bowler (RHB/RF) - NZTailender - "Geg"
KS Wright - bowler (RHB/RFM) - Mister Wright
Manan Shah - bowler (RHB/RMF) - silentstriker

I think that covers it.

EDIT: Beaten to it.

 

[Mister Wright]

EDIT: Beaten to it.

Yeah, but you always do it better than me...

 

[Loony BoB]

It's easy when you have the OD stats sheet around.

 

[Mister Wright]

It's easy when you have the OD stats sheet around.

Ah, cheat sheet. I actually had to put some effort in...

 

[Mister Wright]

Just thought I'd nail my 1st post as I am in my rookie season for the colts

If you've got MSN mate, feel free to add me: mrkintheuk @ hotmail . com

And that goes for all of the Colts members who may not have my msn.

 

[Loony BoB]

Fair point, mine is loony_bob @ eyesonff.com, anyone from any team can add me since I'm PA Rep and all that. If you're emailing me, use @ yahoo.com instead... the eyesonff.com just redirects to it anyway, saves on the delay.

For those rookies in the side, I'm basically the guy to go to if you're wanting to raise something to the CWBCC - this can be anything from reporting abuse to match-ban appeals to proposals on how to change the system.

Otherwise I'm just Kyle's lackey...

 

[Mister Wright]

The team for the first warm up fixture has been selected.

Good luck to all those selected.

 

[Mister Wright]

Fair point, mine is loony_bob @ eyesonff.com, anyone from any team can add me since I'm PA Rep and all that. If you're emailing me, use @ yahoo.com instead... the eyesonff.com just redirects to it anyway, saves on the delay.

For those rookies in the side, I'm basically the guy to go to if you're wanting to raise something to the CWBCC - this can be anything from reporting abuse to match-ban appeals to proposals on how to change the system.

Otherwise I'm just Kyle's lackey...

In other words you do all the dirty work while I take all the credit.

 

[Hoppy1987]

Get this, Quality piece of commentary lol!! Just made me chuckle!

5th over: Eng 5-0
Don't want to worry England fans here, but Vaughan's facing Pollock with all the success of a man waving a wet piece of spaghetti at a passing pea. Another maiden, and various fielders trot past the skipper to offer a few kind words of advice.