Headlines You Want To See During The WC

[sirdj]

INZI DID IT!!
"Admits he throttled Woolmer after he heard his plans of putting him on a strict diet & excercise"

 

[irfan]

BANG! BANG! BANG! MARVELLOUS

Bill and Ritchie get too close for comfort.

 

[irfan]

INZI DID IT!!
"Admits he throttled Woolmer after he heard his plans of putting him on a strict diet & excercise"

Good one but best not to make fun at the expense of Woolmer's tragic passing. Especially since his murderer is still unknown.

 

[Richard]

Best of Both Worlds:

Well, now that it shows...

Tres impressive.

 

[Richard]

INZI DID IT!!
"Admits he throttled Woolmer after he heard his plans of putting him on a strict diet & excercise"

Yes, Zac, it DID derserve it.

 

[Dasa]

I'm waiting for a post where I can pull out a triple giant roll-eyes.

 

[GIMH]

(Dire? i think so)

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

**** me, sure know how to run with someone else's jokes.

 

[Prince EWS]

Haha, my giant rolleyes is catching on I see. Sorry pasag.

 

[pasag]

Eeeeeeeeeeek

 

[Richard]

(Dire? i think so)

TBH, it was so, so dire I deleted it from this quote.

Takes the effect away from my rightful single-use, ITBT.

 

[Richard]

Haha, my giant rolleyes is catching on I see. Sorry pasag.

I'm sure someone will manage to enlarge it...

 

[Prince EWS]

I'm sure someone will manage to enlarge it...

Of course, but the original idea of a larger-than-perscribed-by-CW-rolleyes will always belong to me.

 

[GIMH]

**** me, sure know how to run with someone else's jokes.

Apologies Mr Smith

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Apologies Mr Smith

 

[Matt79]

Dravid to Chappell: I don't want anybody else
"When I think about you, I touch myself"

 

[Richard]

Positively Diviyne, that-'un was, Matt...

 

[BoyBrumby]

FLINTOFF CONFESSES: I'M A CRICKETER

To a stunned and silenced press conference England’s leading alcoholic, Sir Freddy “Freddy” Flintoff of Preston has confessed to having been a cricketer for many years. An ashen-faced Flintoff said, “It’s true. My cricketing has started to affect my drinking. It started off with a few overs before opening time, but the next thing I knew I was captaining England in The Ashes. I feel I’ve let all my drinking mates down & the young alcoholics who look up to me.”
The contrite Flintoff continued, “I swear now that my cricket will never again get in the way of my drinking. If I want to steal novelty watercraft or vomit in the prime minister’s garden the fact that I’m due to play cricket the following day won’t stop me. Are you looking at my bird? Yer my best fuggin’ mate, you are…”

 

[Barney Rubble]

FLINTOFF CONFESSES: I'M A CRICKETER

To a stunned and silenced press conference England’s leading alcoholic, Sir Freddy “Freddy” Flintoff of Preston has confessed to having been a cricketer for many years. An ashen-faced Flintoff said, “It’s true. My cricketing has started to affect my drinking. It started off with a few overs before opening time, but the next thing I knew I was captaining England in The Ashes. I feel I’ve let all my drinking mates down & the young alcoholics who look up to me.”
The contrite Flintoff continued, “I swear now that my cricket will never again get in the way of my drinking. If I want to steal novelty watercraft or vomit in the prime minister’s garden the fact that I’m due to play cricket the following day won’t stop me. Are you looking at my bird? Yer my best fuggin’ mate, you are…”

 

[haroon510]

Dravid to Chappell: I don't want anybody else
"When I think about you, I touch myself"

that won't be surprising considering their relation ship lol