Headlines You Want To See During The WC

[Natman20]

The Biggest Loser
- Pakistans Inzamam-ul-haq lost 43.643 kg after major depression caused by the Pakistan team not making it through the first round. "Money loser from make Inzamam happy myself from cricket good." Inzamam put all his money earned from winning the television show towards a lifetime supply of pies. "Pies good" - Inzamam

(Apololgies for this extremely poor post)

 

[steds]

Inzi on "Mr. Strong diet" for World Cup
Pakistan captain eating 87 eggs a day - turning square

 

[irfan]

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[mahartaab]

Rodent Steal My Shoelace
Shahid afridi after getting caught scuffing pitch.
Later PCB explained that he was trying to get back his sholace stolen by a "rodent".
"Rodents have no place in cricket" Ehsan mani.
"A three day ban is justified"Malcolm Speed.
"We will call an independent investigation" Naseem Ashraf.

 

[GIMH]

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Mustard

 

[adharcric]

Rodent Steal My Shoelace
Shahid afridi after getting caught scuffing pitch.
Later PCB explained that he was trying to get back his sholace stolen by a "rodent".
"Rodents have no place in cricket" Ehsan mani.
"A three day ban is justified"Malcolm Speed.
"We will call an independent investigation" Naseem Ashraf.

That's not funny.

 

[nightprowler10]

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Hahaha, one of the best so far.

 

[Adamc]

This thread reminded me of a vintage Fuller moment on MSN.

LOOTS BOSMAN LOOTS BOSMAN

 

[pasag]

This thread reminded me of a vintage Fuller moment on MSN.

LOOTS BOSMAN LOOTS BOSMAN

Haha

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I think I was there when he said that. Or possibly there when Murphy ripped it off.

 

[GIMH]

Where is Fuller? Not seen him round these parts much lately

 

[Richard]

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[irfan]

BUSH AND HOWARD STILL IN AGREEANCE

Neither want custody of their son Ponting.

 

[Craig]

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[Slow Love™]

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Haha, some of irfan's among the best, IMO. FWIW, this instance aside, I think I'm yet to say "dire".

People, for the love of god, can we please stop the Inzy eating ones.

 

[pasag]

People, for the love of god, can we please stop the Inzy eating ones.

Haha yeah, he's not even that big ffs. If I'm his size when I'm that age (to borrow from the other thread ) I think I'd be doing damn well.

 

[haroon510]

India Vs Aus final world cup
Sunil whacked Ponting Aus was crowned champion as a result of DQ.
Aus needed 10 runs in one deliver when angry Sunil whacked Ponting (who was in strike) in the head with the bat. Ponting was sent to the hospital but he is out of danger. Ponting " I am happy with the win". Dravid: "thanx alot sunil.............."

 

[irfan]

Haha, some of irfan's among the best, IMO. FWIW, this instance aside, I think I'm yet to say "dire".

People, for the love of god, can we please stop the Inzy eating ones.

Haha, thanks SL, have always respected your opinion. Big ups to Turb for putting up a thread to encourage creativity.

Anyway here's my headline of the day (warning: probably not in everyone's taste)

SMITH LAUGHS AT 'CHOKERS' TAG

Laughs so hard that he farts simultaneously and ends up choking the entire Proteas dressing room...........literally

 

[Craig]

Minki: Smith a choker in the sack

Ex-girlfriend revels all

 

[irfan]

DWAYNE SITS DOWN

Leve Rock replaces Ayers Rock as the greatest monolith ever.