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The Sun:
It's Jumbos for Dumbos
By JOHN ETHERIDGE in Perth
January 31, 2007
ANOTHER match on England’s tour, another crushing defeat. Will this agony ever end?
It will, thankfully, in a week. Then Andrew Flintoff, his players and every long-suffering one of us can board a Jumbo with LHR tagged to our luggage.
All that remains is a defeat against Australia in Sydney on Friday and the final encounter with New Zealand in Brisbane next Tuesday.
England’s only chance of reaching the best-of-three final is to
win both of those matches which, frankly, is as likely as Duncan Fletcher performing a stand-up routine at the Comedy Store.
In this game, after a series of pathetic batting collapses, the bowlers and fielders were mainly to blame for a defeat to New Zealand by 58 runs.
Their profligacy allowed the Kiwis to reach 318-7 and England subsided to 184-7 before finishing with 260-8.
It is probably wrong to pick on individuals but what on earth is the matter with Chris Tremlett?
This fella is a
6ft 7in giant with all the venom of a cuddly toy.
He looked disinterested and dawdled back to his mark at a pace that suggested he was terrified, injured or not bothered.
He fielded like a drain and was plundered for 22 runs in his final over to finish with 1-72. Even Flintoff took some punishment from Jacob Oram, who finished on 54 not out from 33 balls.
England conceded a staggering 22 wides and Flintoff admitted: “This is an inexperienced side and Oram took the game away from us.
“But it would be nice if we could get the batting and bowling going well in the same game.”
Ed Joyce made his first half-century for England and
Paul Nixon 49, even though his innings resembled a circus routine of sixes, reverse sweeps, edges and dropped catches.
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