Archived [10/08/07] Battrick

[Mahindinho]

From the rules:

Ah. I sit corrected.

*shakes fist at rules*

 

[33/3from3.3]

Ah. I sit corrected.

*shakes fist at rules*

"Laziest man in Manchester"

 

[mikeW]

anyone from CW gonna nominate for Australian nat team manager?

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

dorf

 

[Adamc]

Thinks he's a big shot now that he's got an exceptional bowler.

 

[mikeW]

my vote for Dauth is already in.

 

[Robertinho]

Hahaha, Willo has offered me wild nights and sunlit strolls along the beach if I run. I'll give it a whiz. Maybe.

 

[Robertinho]

"Laziest man in Manchester"

Who the hell stands when at their computer?

"Most hyperactive kid in New Zealand"

 

[Adamc]

Haha, quality.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Who the hell stands when at their computer?

"Most hyperactive kid in New Zealand"

Can someone lend me some ice... for my burn! (H)

 

[andyc]

Worst page of the thread? Yes, IMO

Edit: Haha, FFS

 

[Mahindinho]

Worst page of the thread? Yes, IMO

Edit: Haha, FFS

Genius!

You couldn't make it up

I realised yesterday that my top four players all have killer sideburns. Very few of the rest do.

 

[andyc]

Haha, tinho's election thread is up. Good read

 

[NZTailender]

He gets my vote.




Since the payment came through.

 

[Robertinho]

Oi, this is for everyone, but specifically Wilson, don't make stupid matey comments like "Tinho for PM" - it wreaks of an offsite forum takeover bid. And no one wants that.

 

[mikeW]

Oi, this is for everyone, but specifically Wilson, don't make stupid matey comments like "Tinho for PM" - it wreaks of an offsite forum takeover bid. And no one wants that.

hahaha couldn't help myself

 

[Adamc]

Yeah, don't. Rob actually has a chance considering the only other candidate so far is illiterate.

 

[mikeW]

Yeah, don't. Rob actually has a chance considering the only other candidate so far is illiterate.

 

[chaminda_00]

Good luck Rob, i would vote if i could but i can't.

What do you guys think of this guy going for 1.2 mil ATM

James Matthews (495569)
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, energetic
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Anything Goes
Nationality: England
Age: 22 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 9,759
Wages: £3,015 p/w

Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: woeful
Bowling: superb Consistency: feeble
Fielding: abysmal

Would fit in nicely as my 3rd seamer, but im kind of over having players with crap secondaries. But im too lazy to save 3-4 mil for a half decent superb plus bowler.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Can't believe I still haven't had a bid on Terry yet, Horne will go on sale in about 4 hours.


Gordon Terry (59288)
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
An attacking player with respectable leadership skills and woeful experience.

Plays For: Scaly Piscine CC
Nationality: Australia
Age: 26 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 11,637
Wages: £3,364 p/w

Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: superb Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: mediocre Consistency: woeful
Fielding: feeble






Ben Horne (792092)
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, energetic
A cautious player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Scaly Piscine CC
Nationality: England
Age: 19 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 19,235
Wages: £6,311 p/w

Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: mediocre Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: quality Consistency: mediocre
Fielding: abysmal


Terry 1.6m, Horne will be listed at around 3m or so.