the big bambino
International Captain
That's it for me and Warney. I've fallen out of love and I'm leaving him. To dump on a mate who had to make a call on a player's fitness and form in the higher obligation to his team shows him up as a ****. He's so dumb he didn't realise his bitching makes him look even worse in comparison.
Perhaps unwittingly Warne tries to emulate Keith Miller but always fails. A bowler who could bat a bit instead of an all rounder. A text pest instead of a ladies' man. A yobbo at the court instead of a charmer. A jungle celebrity instead of a serviceman. A mannequin of transplants and botox versus natural good looks. A confidant of bookmakers but not on the track. A **** house commentator ... well he has that in common.
At least when Miller had a spat with an iconic captain he retained his dignity. Warne in comparison shrinks without the help of diuretics. Which is another contrast with Miller. Miller took the piss while Warne had it taken from him.
Perhaps unwittingly Warne tries to emulate Keith Miller but always fails. A bowler who could bat a bit instead of an all rounder. A text pest instead of a ladies' man. A yobbo at the court instead of a charmer. A jungle celebrity instead of a serviceman. A mannequin of transplants and botox versus natural good looks. A confidant of bookmakers but not on the track. A **** house commentator ... well he has that in common.
At least when Miller had a spat with an iconic captain he retained his dignity. Warne in comparison shrinks without the help of diuretics. Which is another contrast with Miller. Miller took the piss while Warne had it taken from him.