MISBAH RELEASES STATEMENT
The BYE middle-order batsman, Misbah-ul-Haq, called an impromptu press conference at the Byron Energy Splendour in the Oil Spill Cricket Ground's Adani Articlewriters' Area this evening. The full text of his statement is below:
"Thank you. Thank you very much. You know, since I took care of Kinesh Chandimal so quickly, I came prepared. Koe Root, you claim to be the man of a thousand shots. But I counted and you know about sixty. But I know 1004 and I wrote them all down, here we go:
Shot 1: Cover Drive
Shot 2: Leave
Shot 3: The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza
Number 4: Leave
Number 5: The Sialkot Short Arm Pull
Number 8: Leave
Number 9: The Shooting Star Straight Drive
Number 10: Right Handed...
[...]
"Shot Number 712: Leave
Shot Number 713: The Mianwali Late French Uppercut
Shot Number 714: The Canadian Dilscoop
[...]
"Shot Number 723... whoah, I'm starting to get blown up here… The Misbah Reverse Helicopter Switch-hit!
[J. Douglas Sheahan Neesham walks to the lectern]
"Shot Number 725: Bopping Mohammad Shami over long on for six
[Douglas Sheahan Neesham begins to drag Misbah off the stage]
"I still got 204!"