Somerset Cricket says: New Manager May Be Vital

[Mr. P]

Somerset has said today that their new manager, Guy Kerridge, could hold the key towards success in season 4. Kerridge, who was seen hosting a Somerset "Pee Wee Day" today, has had strong past experiences in the coaching/managing field. Although he has never taken hold of state teams, Kerridge road Geelong to three succesive titles in district cricket. After the inconsistant season Somerset has seen out so far, Kerridge's aims are to see out the season with a few good performances, maybe a win, and then look to season 4.

Yesterday at a press conference, reporters tried to spice things up, but to no avail, Kerridge isn't revealing anything. Heres what Kerridge replied when asked about the trading issue.

"Who am I planning to trade? Well, thats a hard one, as i've only been at the club for, what, a week now? I'm not revealing anything." Kerridge was strict in his words.

Kerridge also said that one of his main goals were to see each of the players performances under pressure. "For sure, I'll put them under the spotlight. No player is safe until the end of the season, as they are well aware. I hope to see my most promising players live up to expectations."

 

[Craig]

Well good luck Mr Kerridge.

 

[Mr. P]

Yes, thank you, and all will now refer to me at WCC as Mr. Kerridge.8D

 

[Slats4ever]

Oh Mr Kerridge, I'm sorry to ruin your party but u're going down this round. Province are out to destroy your little party

 

[Mister Wright]

To all new Managers...HERE! 'ERE! (Mr. Wright says raising his Caribeer).

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

What's Caribeer?

 

[Mister Wright]

QUOTE]What's Caribeer?[/QUOTE]

It is the main brand of beer in the Caribbean. You could see it all over the place during the Aussie tour of the W.I.

Now I've moved to Georgetown I"ve had to give up XXXX and take up Caribbeer.

 

[marc71178]

I'm now stocking both of those in my Bar...

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

It is the main brand of beer in the Caribbean. You could see it all over the place during the Aussie tour of the W.I.

Now I've moved to Georgetown I"ve had to give up XXXX and take up Caribbeer.

I think you are mistaken. It is Carib beer. I should know, we make it in Trinidad. So Marc, you better edit that order form before you mail it.

 

[marc71178]

I think you are mistaken. It is Carib beer. I should know, we make it in Trinidad. So Marc, you better edit that order form before you mail it.

Too late.

Oh well, whatever they provide we can give to Si, he won't notice if he's drinking beer or cats urine!

 

[Craig]

Go Glam

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Too late.

Oh well, whatever they provide we can give to Si, he won't notice if he's drinking beer or cats urine!

Sadly, this is true.