Shane Warne's Argos Review

[HeathDavisSpeed]

• Says he doesn't like the catalogue.
• The pens they provide are too small and are often out of ink.
• The checkouts would be run better by Mark Taylor.
• Terry Jenner would be ace as Head of Marketing.
• Marlon Samuels should be banned from Argos stores.
• Rotation of products sold should not be allowed.
• Shorter form catalogues should be handed out to allow older customers who can no longer cope with the size of the main catalogue to continue to frequent Argos stores.
• Current management couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
• Argos should sell hair plugs and plastic surgery.

 

[uvelocity]

 

[Burgey]

Is Argos the store you go to where you give a product code to the staff at the counter then they bring the item up from an on-site warehouse?

 

[Howe_zat]

Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOa9aSG-Ow

 

[Fusion]

Thought he was reviewing the movie tbh.

 

[Black_Warrior]

And I'd tell Warnie

Argo **** yourself

 

[Fusion]

Haha, touché.

 

[sledger]

I want to hear Murali's review. I bet it's better than Warne's.