I had to share this...this is the funniest **** I've read in years.
I'll leave out the fluff and just focus on the important stuff - the stuff about Ian 'I averaged 17 in all five Tests of the 2005 Ashes series' Bell, in an article that in no way should be about Ian Bell.
“I know a thing or two about coming from behind to win a home Ashes series – and I know a thing or two about Edgbaston epics.”
“Back in 2005, when I was right at the start of my England career, the tight result went our way,” Bell said.
“First, in the field setting for England’s batters in the first innings. They had sweepers out on the off- and on-side after three overs. I’d never seen anything like it and as someone who has experienced the pressure cooker of an Ashes series – I won five out of seven – being afforded an easy option for a single as a batter like that would have been unheard of.
“I had plenty of send-offs when I was playing this lot, believe me. It is part of it.
I'll leave out the fluff and just focus on the important stuff - the stuff about Ian 'I averaged 17 in all five Tests of the 2005 Ashes series' Bell, in an article that in no way should be about Ian Bell.
“I know a thing or two about coming from behind to win a home Ashes series – and I know a thing or two about Edgbaston epics.”
“Back in 2005, when I was right at the start of my England career, the tight result went our way,” Bell said.
“First, in the field setting for England’s batters in the first innings. They had sweepers out on the off- and on-side after three overs. I’d never seen anything like it and as someone who has experienced the pressure cooker of an Ashes series – I won five out of seven – being afforded an easy option for a single as a batter like that would have been unheard of.
“I had plenty of send-offs when I was playing this lot, believe me. It is part of it.