i like picking on the poms

[Hodgey]

Q. What is England's best chance of a win in the second test at Lord's?
A. Telling the Aussies the match is at Headingly.

Q. Heard about the new Ashes trophy?
A. Yes, if England lose another series they're going to keep the bails and burn the players instead.

Q. How bad is the English batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.

Q. How dominant is Australia's No. 1 fast bowler?
A. Well, most people in England think their opening batsman's real name is Atherton B McGrath.

 

[Backyard-Basher]

Nice One Bruvva :P

 

[chris.hinton]

very funny

 

[Guest]

That's a good one!

 

[Masakadza]

I hate the Poms too !
Your a bloody legend mate, keep the jokes cummin..errr...commin

 

[I Slept With Your Mom]

[Edited on 6/10/02 by James]