1. "You're a ****ing cheat."
"When in Rome, dear boy!" (2)
Ian Healy and Michael Atherton
2. "You can't bat"
"We make a fine pair. I can't bat and you can't bowl." (2)
Merv Hughes and Robin Smith
3. "Why are you batting so slowly?"
"I'm waiting for the pace of the wicket to change"
"Good god man, it's changed 3 times since you've been in!" (2)
Victor Richardson and the Nawab of Pataudi Sr
4. "You got an MBE, right? For scoring 7 at the Oval? That's embarassing." (2)
Shane Warne and Paul Collingwood MBE
5. "Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England."
"Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my own family." (2)
Mark Waugh and Jimmy Ormond
6. "Look, I don't mind the others chirping at me but you're just the bus driver of this team." (2)
Nasser Hussein to substitute fielder Justin Langer
7. "Don't bother shutting it (the gate on the boundary fence) son, you won't be in long enough." (1)
Fred Trueman
8. "Field at silly point. I want you right under his nose."
"That could be anywhere within a 3 mile radius." (4)
Steve Waugh instructing Ricky Ponting on where to field whilst Nasser Hussain was on strike. Ian Healy chips in on Ponting's behalf seeking clarification on Waugh's precise instructions
9. "Mate, if you just turn the bat over, you'll find the instructions on the back." (2)
Merv Hughes was certainly the bowler, depending on who you talk to the batsman was either Robin Smith or Graeme Hick. I'll accept either answer as correct.
10. "Right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?" (2)
Again, contradicting reports on this one, it was either Bill Woodful's response to a question from Jardine or Victor Richardson's response. Again, I'll accept either answer.