Ashes Predictions: The Forummers

[Furball]

Most prolific poster:
Biggest English gob****e:
Biggest Australian gob****e:
Biggest whinger:
Funniest poster:
Best analyst:
Best English poster:
Best Aussie poster:
Best neutral:
Worst neutral:
Biggest surprise package:
Worst moderator:

 

[Furball]

Most prolific poster: Spark
Biggest English gob****e: GIMH (I should really rename this to "GIMH award for biggest English gob****e")
Biggest Australian gob****e: Burge to spray a few of the annoying English ****s who'll inevitably show up when we go 3-0 up after Edgbaston
Biggest whinger: Ruckus if he ever returns. Otherwise it'll be some bitter, annoying as **** Kiwi still butthurt over the fact they only got 2 Tests
Funniest poster: Spikey and his multis
Best analyst: Howe
Best English poster: Brumby
Best Aussie poster: Burge or Spark
Best neutral: Daemon
Worst neutral: That Captain Grumpy ****
Biggest surprise package: weldone will make a post at some point during the series that isn't total nonsense. Possibly during the ODIs
Worst moderator: Fusion. Always Fusion.

 

[GIMH]

Cabs to take most prolific

riggins to win all good Aussie awards

That's all I've got

 

[Cabinet96]

Can we do it without the 'worst' categories?

 

[Pothas]

Richard to make a comeback by the 3rd Test.

 

[Cabinet96]

And yes, I suspect I'll be the most prolific poster on the weekdays, sadly for you all.

 

[Cabinet96]

Which Aussies will be soft as **** and pack it in before tea most days, even though it starts at ****ing 8pm for most of them?

 

[Furball]

Can we do it without the 'worst' categories?

Late entrant for biggest whinger here.

 

[sledger]

Worst moderator: Fusion. Always Fusion.

Could be a close run thing imo - Orthdox is a ****ing crap moderator.

 

[Cabinet96]

Not to mention the new guy.

 

[Furball]

Apologies to Uppercut for missing him out from the best neutral category. Biggest oversight since McGrath at Edgebaston 05.