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  1. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    Have to say, a fast bowler with their tail up is the most arousing sight in cricket.
  2. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    If only his gloves were equally open.
  3. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    You'll understand when you're older.
  4. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    Agreed. Wood is the natural response to Head.
  5. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    Nah it's hilarious. Let them marinate in their impotent rage.
  6. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    FMD that is woeful.
  7. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    Probably not, but it's fun to pretend.
  8. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    Foakes would have swallowed that.
  9. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

    Who doesn't?
  10. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    What do Test cricketers have for lunch? I know Lord's lays on a good spread but always wondered if it's typically a proper meal or a protein shake + replacing the sandpaper hidden under your tongue.
  11. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Thought he was referring to the partnership.
  12. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Never write off a man who shadow-bats in hotel quarantine.
  13. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    You reckon? Dave could start a cannery business with all that tin in his arse.
  14. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    You jinxing SOB.
  15. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    The duality of CricketWeb. Same ****, different thesaurus.
  16. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Jaffa from Tongue. Beautiful use of the slope.
  17. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Takes the 41-year-old to figure out that bowling short might be a bad idea when the last few boundaries have been pull shots.
  18. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Tbf there's been copious alternative history written by us where Warnie didn't drop KP's edge in 2005.
  19. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Usually happens with enough Tongue.
  20. LongHopCassidy

    *Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

    Can't speak for others, but I'm literally only here for the rubbish.

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