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Mark Nicholas

Legendary captain of Hampshire and attractive middle order batsman (my batting was quite good as well), I exceeded my cricketing skills by popularising it for millions with beloved orgasmic screams and phrases such as "CORKER OF A YORKER".

Obnoxious catchphrases such as "SIXER" and "CRIKEY O'RILEY" are my forte. I am also interested in Glenn McGrath, he is so, so good that I would like to perform fellatio on him.
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Sep 29, 1957 (Age: 67)
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SIXER!
- Me creaming myself during the greatest commentary stint of all time. The innings wasn't bad either.
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